redux....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I would just like to point out a few things...
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[*]I have had a really nasty flu for the past week and a half or so.
[*]The worst symptom of this flu was the incessant coughing.
[*]I am not almost over the flu, but I still have the incessant coughing.
[*]Laughing very hard at things sends me into life-threatening coughing fits.
[*]This competition has almost killed me.
[*]So did that fucking gorilla-felching picture... *laugh* *cough* *choke* *gag*
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Sorry, folks, but the random strip generator brought me this old gem:

[Click to view comic: 'Phallistic Missile #1...']

Which leads to either ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'One from Column A']

or ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'One from Column B']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The original, by NeoVid.

[Click to view comic: 'The truth revealed']

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What others say about boorite!

And now, me me me.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 60:The truth revealed, Fatboy Slim Remix']

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What others say about boorite!

And since Kaufman did it, one from Column B:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 60: Descoladalypse Now, Redux']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Ouija Ouija da da da da! Spookalata haunta lotta (part 1)']
Remember - we were posting horror stories from our past at the time. Jael had a good one going and never finished it. *sigh*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Ouija Ouija da da da da! Spankaloola lotta']
and then this...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Boy, I would hate to be the one to have to pick just one winner from this lot...

One of mine got used. Cool. Anyway, courtesy of DH, the guy who showed me Stripcreator in the first place...

[Click to view comic: 'Ghost In My Spleen']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And if you're wondering, the first speaker in this strip is our resident felchmonkey. The second one is the guy who came up with the line "TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!" The thought balloon is Tobor's. :)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 60: The second guy created Tobor']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Ahhhh boorite, you rule. That's gonna be the new quote on my website.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

SURREALISM OWNZ J00!

[Click to view comic: 'hughliploof']

And now, the most nonsensical strip I've ever written.

[Click to view comic: 'CC60 - hughliploof through a glass darkly']

I think I'll have another attempt.

[Click to view comic: 'i am ilitarate']

All this guy's comics (all three of them) are like this.

[Click to view comic: 'CC60 - I am literate']

Woohoo! Thanks to this contest, the concentration of donkey sodomy comics has reached an all time high! But on a different note, I'd like to give a hearty "fuck you" to everyone for making this so hard to judge. Next time I win, only ObiJo will be allowed to submit a funny comic. Everyone else is limited to submitting crap.

Here is my short list of comics that really stood out:

Ever see how married couples start looking like each other? - kaufman
I love the concept

That enigmatic smile... - DexX
Simple yet daring. Congrats on being daring enough to go for same text.

Can To, Redux - descolada99
Same as DexX.

The Magical Mystery Machine is Dying to Take you Away - ObiJo
I'm a fan of the original, and I like the direction you took it.

Descoladalypse Now, Redux - boorite
It was the first panel that got me.

I am literate - andydougan
It makes me feel cultured just putting this on my list.

And the winner of Comic Contest 60 is....

gabe_billings!

[Click to view comic: 'Donkey Dominance. Part 5. Ed 2.']

Have fun with 61!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You mean like every other contest, right? JUST A JOKE. Put down the herrings of death.

Congratulations gabe, that one was funny as hell.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It's funny because it's true!

New rules to be posted soon...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.