Having to choose a winner out of such a great collection of comics is a painful experience, so I'm just going to get it over with.
Honorable mention: newportlocal for creative use of the rules and maddog00 for some great "Dog On Ball" usage.
Fifth place: niteowl for "SC Home Shopping Network" because it made me wish I could really buy some of the stuff in it.
Fourth place: kaufman for "Spelling Bee for the Tourette's-Afflicted" for funniest use of the "Why, you big, fat asshole" rule.
Third place: possums for "Kape Kaufman" because of a good screenplay and excellent guest stars.
Second place: mmyers for the utterly delightful "Bull and Matador." The theme song kept making me think of the "Salt and Snail" theme song.
First place: EvilZak for "I will gouge out your eyes and spinoff you" because the punchline literally made me laugh out loud. Congratulations!
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After retiring from the Marines, he got a job teaching Algebra at high school.
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| Jones, if x equals 7 and y equals 9, then what is 30 minus 3x? | |
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Tune in every Tuesday at 3 to watch...
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Teaches Math
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| Y, you big fat asshole! Next time, calculate like you got a pair! | |
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Great comics, everybody!
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.