I could teach you.. studied chemistry for 4 years *maniacal laughter*

BTW .. contrats on winning, kramer

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Ignorance is no excuse

Wow, I wasn't expecting that at all. Winning my first comics contest, I guess it's all downhill from here...

Thanks everyone!

I hope kramer_vs._kramer gets his rules up soon.

:- / ?

I'm not pissed off. I'm not hurt or put out or... anything like that, really. I just thought that I truly banged together a few funny ones, and while between winning Comic Contest 61, and some of the truly hilarious stuff in this one -including the one that won- (good job) I knew I wasn't going to win, I thought I had an honourable mention there. That's all. I also thought the Tribe was going to take the series in four in 99.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

DexX and Bunner cry on each other's shoulders.

We are the didn't-get-an-honourable-mention club.

(Hey, Bunner, reckon Obi's feeling guilty yet?)

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Nah. Let's work on it.

*[i][/i]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

DexX begins flagellating himself with a cat o' nine tails, and accidentally pokes Bunner in the eye.

Shit! Sorry.

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Ahhh, no worries, mate. No worries.

* Reaches up to cover his eye and drops "Heavey Burden of Emotional Strain"(tm)on DexX's foot

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

DexX hops around, cluthing his injured foot, accidentally knocking the oil lamp over, onto the pile of straw in the corner... that Bunner was sitting on...

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*Bunner runs screaming into DexX's place and puts himself out by rolling around on the sofa. The one near the drapes.... by the bookshelf with all those loose papers.... *

. o O ( Oh, blimey )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Grabs their play things and sits them down in a corner to give them a good talking to. But not in a gay way.

I think we've all been there where we're dissapointed in not getting at least an honorable mention. In fact, I think that's why a lot of times judgers don't list runners-up, so that everyone in the contest can think they were, and feel a little better about it. I like getting feedback, so I usually give it.

As for DexX, all your comics sucked in a big time! (Where's boorite lately?) Actually, I thought "I'm Lazy" was gold. GOLD baby.

I just went through and counted and there were 101 comics submitted for this contest. With odds like 1/101, or 6/101 for runners up, I had some tough choices to make. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Dude.... I don't care about the contest... we were having FUN!

* Smolders a bit and adjusts bandage over his eye*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oh, shit, sorry Bunner, I didn't know you were still burning!

DexX urinates on Bunner.

There ya go. Better?

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If only I had longer arms, I'd bitchslap the both of you whiny little pussies. :)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

DexX urinates on Gabe.

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Bring it on, chromedome.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Thanks, mate."

*Goes into gutted shell of DexX's house, grabs a shower, leaves a "present" in the fridge*

"See ya, DexXy!"

*Gets flight home, snickers a bit....*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE CONTEST!!!!!!!!11

Oh shit, sorry. Sleep deprivation. Pees on the dog, kicks gabe in the groin, declares himself King of France, and passes out in the only clean corner.

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Okay, on three! EVERYBODY urinates on Obi. Ready?

"1... 2.... "

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Wait! My bladder's empty! Drinking cola, shouldn't take long...

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***Dream dream dream, cottontail rabbit hippy hoppy. "Hello little bunny, how are you? Do you want to be pett...HOLY SHIT, THE DAMN BROKE! RUN BUNNY, GET THE HELL OUT!!" Bunny and I found mountain of safety from continuining flood. Must eat bunny to stay alive. "DIE BUNNY!" Bunny taste good. Flood has stopped, but my clothes are still wet. Dream dream dream.***

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