When I was a child, the local Christian bookstore carried Christian Spire Archie comics, in which Archie and his friends were all born-again Christians. Although Sabrina appeared in the regular Archie comics, I don't remember seeing her in the Christian Spire Archie comics. Well, the Christian Spire versions of the Archie characters provide the context for this strip.
[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: Sabrina Spellman's Nightmare']
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