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Doctor of Fine Parody
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| They said it couldn't be done. But I did it. I stitched together pieces of corpses and reanimated them. | |
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| Oh, what have I done? I have created an abomination of nature. I will run away and leave it on its own. | |
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| WONT U B MY FREIND LIL GURL? LETS U N I RAPP ABUTT LUV N FRIENSHIP. | |
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| No, you ugly freak, I hate you. | |
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| You get away from my asian mail-order bride's beautiful little girl, you monster! | |
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| ALL I WUNTED WUZ 2 RAPP. IZ DAT SO RONG? | |
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| Get away from me, you monstrous freak! I am the little brother of boy genius Dilton Doily. | |
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| I believe you're innocent of my brother's murder, Midge, but no one would believe me if I told the truth. | |
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| But it was my fault. I was a negligent baby sitter. If I wasn't talking on the phone like a typical teenage girl, Willy Doily wouldn't have gone off on his own. | |
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| First my little Willy, and then Midge! It is my fault that they're both dead, Moose. | |
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| Duh, don't blame yourself little buddy. I always tried to be a good role model for Midge, and she still went crazy. | |
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| Why did you do it? Why did you kill my brother and frame Midge? | |
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| ULL I WUNTED WUZ 2 B LOVED AND 2 RAPP WIT FOCKS, N U JECTED ME. | |
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| What will stop you from hurting and killing more people? | |
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| MAEK ME A GURLFREND LICK ME OUT A MIDGE. | |
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| No, I cannot make another monstrosity like I did before. What if they were to mate? They would sire a race of monsters. | |
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| Y DID U DSTORY HER, U FOOL? WE R ANNIE MATED KORPSES, KNOT JEANETIK XSPEARAMINTS. WE HAV NORAML HUMEN DNA. | |
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| Oh, I didn't think of that. Well, what is done is done. You are now doomed to be alone forever. | |
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| 4 DIS I WILL B BAK ON UR WEDDEN DAE. | |
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| Oh dear, he obviously plans to kill me on my wedding day. Well, I will be ready for him. Ha, ha, ha! | |
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