CHUBBY
Stripcreator Regular
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| There you are! C'mon! You're going to be late for the show! | |
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| What show, he asks. Honestly, I think you'd forget your head if it wasn't attached, Mr. Forgetful. Let's go. | |
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| It'll be faster if we take my spaceship. | |
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| OK, Mr. Absent-Minded Professor, we don't have much time. Let me help you get your clothes off. | |
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| Well, only if you want to put on the costume I've slaved over for you for the last six weeks, Mr. Ungrateful. OK, off with the coat. | |
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| Uh, you know I'm straight, right? | |
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| OK, Mr. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. But you know we have a don't ask, don't tell policy here, right? | |
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| You won't out me, will you? | |
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| Wait a minute. This is crazy! I can't do a show! I haven't rehearsed! I don't know the lines! I don't even know what the show is! | |
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| Oh, that's just butterflies, Mr. First-nighter. Don't worry about a thing. This company has been doing "The Importance of Being Earnest" for a long time, and they'll help you. | |
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| "Earnest"? Hey, I love that play! You know, I bet I can fake my way through it. | |
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| See, Mr. Worried-over-nothing? | |
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| "What a fearful liar you are, Jack." This is actually going to be fun! I've always wanted to play Algy. | |
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| What's the matter with you? You act like you've never seen a stage manager before. You better get Matt into costume. | |
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| There! It's absolutely perfect! | |
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| Where are you going, Mr. Temperamental? Mr. Divan? | |
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| It was bad enough that I've had no rehearsal. Bad enough I have to play a female role. I'm not wearing this ridiculous costume. I'm off like a prom dress. Nothing can make me do your stupid play. | |
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| "You were FOUND? In a HANDBAG?" | |
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--- "We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx
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