Auuugggh! Not even an honorable mention? mmyers, you've caused my spleen to palpitate. You and I are on the outs. I am SO not giving you a Rusty Trombone before bed tonight. Tonight, it shall be the Dirty Sanchez.
The perfect crime. Hoo-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.