I will give anyone who didn't vote until tomorrow to vote, and then I will call the winner and call the new match.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

In a daring move, Spankling drops trou in the middle of the bout and proceeds to talk to mmyers....with his bunghole. mmyers is stunned and stumbles forward, impaling Spankling's anus with the pair of knitting needles he had been using to make Spankling a darling little shawl with.

Spankling enjoys this immensely, but is immobilized by his own pleasure. mmyers takes this opportunity to pin him.

[center]Winner: mmyers

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is where you announce the next match.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You can skip ahead to declaring me the winner, if you want to save time.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow, it's like the spirit of Kajun lives on in Mikey.

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Poop.

I told you Kajun's here in spirit. New match up tomorrow morning. I'm working on figuring out who the fuck is still in this thing. Thanks for the brackets, Kajun!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

BigEvilDan and andydougan, you two ancient fuckers are up. Get your balls adjusted properly and get set, because here is your next match:

[u]Wannabe Match[/u]
BigEvilDan Vs andydougan

[list][*]Standard cup match, one winner.
[*]Each of you must scour the site for what you think is the funniest comic that you've EVER seen. Then you must make that comic into a series. I want at least three EXTRA comics, with the original comic as the first one. You may make as many as you like up to eight comics.
[*]Everyone will vote on whichever stripper they think has the best series.
[*]If I think the comic you chose was based solely on how easy it was to make into a series, I'll be picking one for you and you'll have to do the series over again.
[*]Make them funny, or I will come to your house, tie you to a chair, prop your eyes open, and make you read MY comics.
[/list]

Get moving, you mincing twats!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

So do I win?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You won the last match. Now we've got to wait for BigEvilDan and andydougan to get their frigging acts together and compete. I'll give them until Monday before I scrap the CC and announce myself the Supreme King of StripCreator.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Can we pretend I won if that happens?

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Poop.

Okay, my scouring the site consisted of looking at toprated.php and picking the first comic, but 34 voters can't be wrong.

CC 57: You've got cancer! by wirthling 8-27-01

Welcome! ??? You've got mail! What the hell?! I don't remember signing up for AOL! You don't have AOL. You have a malignant brain tumor that is causing you to hallucinate that your PC is talking to you. Whew! That would have sucked if I had AOL!

You've got cancer! 2 by BigEvilDan 12-02-04

You know, hallucination or not, you should probably get that looked at. You seem pretty helpful for a malignant tumor. Just don't tell my supervisor that. Or what, you'll kill me? Ha ha ha! If I did that, I wouldn't have a problem with my supervisor, now would I? Why would a tumor have a supervisor? That doesn't make any sense.

You've got cancer! 3 by BigEvilDan 12-02-04

Of course it doesn't make sense. I'm a result of your damaged brain. Nothing I say is true. But you said you were the result of my damaged brain, and that is true. Yes, but since I don't actually exist as anything but a tumor, I haven't really said anything, let alone something true. Granted, you the tumor hasn't said anything, but you the hallucination clearly has. I think we've gotten away from the main point, which is the fact that I'm slowly killing you. I thought the point was that I had mail.

You've got cancer! 4 by BigEvilDan 12-02-04

I've had enough of this. I'm just going to eat the common sense portion of your brain. Hmm... maybe I should sign up for AOL.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Like any good citizen, I'm going to vote early. Then, I'm going to B.E.D.

I might change my mind if dougan shows up and enters, but I don't smell that happening before 2005.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I doubt I can beat Dan's entry, and it's too much like work to try. So I'll quit while I'm, er, ahead.

dougan had all weekend, so I'm calling this for BigEvilDan. It was going to be hard to top anyway.

New match will be different. I will be resurrecting the three eliminated users from this round to give them all a second chance to lose.

[u]Trouble in Paradise Match[/u]
Spankling vs kaufman vs umfumdisi

[list][*]Standard cup match, one winner.
[*]Your job is to make a comic or series up to 5 comics about a happy, fuzzy-bunny-type land, rife with cliche, skipping creatures, that has something bad or just extremely different to it.
[*]Everyone will get a vote, except for andydougan who is disqualified for being andydougan.
[*]I'll ask you to make them funny, please. I know all three of you have got something in your twisted skulls you can whip out for this shit.
[*]I also hereby appoint everyone who is still voting and/or active my contest deputies. That means if one or more of the strippers have not come up with an entry in four days, you have my permission to send them private messages telling the to hurry the fuck up. You can also make nasty comics about them, call their mothers whores, eat all their porridge, and take a fat dump on their secret midget porn stash.
[*]You've got until Friday, fuckers. Get it going.[/list]

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your mother is a whore!

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Poop.

I lost! And then I lost! And then I lost again! Is this because I didn't vote in the last one? Okay! I vote for Big Evil Dave! Are we even?

Fine. I'll get strippin.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Good Times by Spankling 12-06-04

WEEEEE! I love peyote! Yes... but is it making you hungry too? you wouldn't believe what I'm... Hungry? God yes! I could eat like a pig! I can stop myself! So... you found your friend half-eaten and you don't know what happened to your cloths? That's right. Can we move this along? I gotta hairball that aint gonna wait.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm pretty sure mimes qualify as "something bad."

CC XII: Clown College by umfumdisi 12-06-04

Hey, where is everybody? I thought we were going downtown to rag on the mimes. *Pssst, Chuckles, have you seen my whoopie cushion?* Hello? PHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBTTTTTT!! Very funny, pieholes. All 4,074 of you better make room in that car for me.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The Mini at Walt's by kaufman 12-07-04

Yo, Tinkerbell, this is Disneyworld, the happiest place in the world, where no unhppiness can survive, where even I am supressing a grin, right? Absolutely, Mr. Zebub. Mickey and I have done the magic. Everything and everyone here is so HAPPY! Hey, look over there. Who's that with Snow White? It's Grumpy the Dwarf! And I dare say, he doesn't look a bit happy. Oh no, that can't be allowed. It's like matter and antimatter -- a catastrophe. Some abomination is going to rise up from this desecration, I just know it. And so it came to pass... o/` It's a small world after all... It's a small world after all.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I vote for kaufman because I want Spankling to lose and be force to compete again. Well, that and I thought kaufman was funnier.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

He's nothing to sneeze at, but he certainly is something to cough at, man.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

spankling, because disney's a small world scares me more than cannibalistic women in their underwear. cannibalistic women in their underwear just remind me of a good time in LA. ah, fond memories. just keep those fucking dwarves away from me, man.

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i want to piss on you

K-K-K-K-Kaufman breaker!

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AFROMANS MOVE

Hey graykane, not to change your vote or anything but kaufman's was about "it's a small world".

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

namfuaK neK. It can't be helped how funny "Mr. Zebub" is.