Yo, Kramer... wrap this biatch up, man.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I use "Roger" to portray stupid people. He physically reminds me of entirely too many people I've met who are in need of a brain donor.

oh...

HEY!

CC 63: Pre Frontal Robotomy by kaufman 9-19-01

Aha! At last, a plan that will drive the newbies away. And those that don't will be YOURS, Master. The titles are sheer brilliance. Just 3 more forum posts and I can shed my newbie label and get out of this Augean Stable of donkey dung. Maybe, but until then, shut up and wrangle me! Three forgettable posts later ... Ok, I'm established. Now who's this Tobor guy, and what do I need to do to be a fan? RAAAAAAR! I AM TOBOR! DROP YOUR PANTS.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, after much deliberation, I have narrowed the field down to six. They are:

[list]
[*]Gabe_Billings- Ode to the Big Lebowski
[*]Big Evil Dan- Bad Horror Movie in Three Panels
[*]Kaufman- The Old Guard and the CC63
[*]Wirthling- Newblear Winter
[*]Crabby - Why I hate Newbies
[*]Drexle - I forgot to take my meds
[/list]

And the winner is....

WHY I HATE NEWBIES by crabby 9-17-01

I did say you didn't have to use all the dialogue boxes...

well, that's a surprise! good job crabs--i told you it was funny! (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Yay, I got mentioned!!!

I'll say it again, that was a *really* damn good idea, crabby.

kramer_vs_kramer is a newbie. It says so under his name.

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That's cause he's only got 13 posts. What he lacks in quantity, he truly makes up for with quality.

I felt slighted at not being mentioned. That I did not submit an entry scarcely mattered.

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What others say about boorite!

Me too! Sure, I fucked up on the first one and failed to stick to the topic, and sure, I fucked up on the second one and forgot to keep the captions alphabetical, and sure, neither of them were even remotely funny, but... but... damn, I was sure I was going somewhere with this...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

me too! I didn't read the rules, then I didnt add the word, then it wasn't realy funny, and oh I'm gonna cry now...
::Slaps himself::
WHY WASN'T I RECOGNIZED?
j/k

Mine sucked.

Well done.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

the best part is how crabby's winning entry is completely devoidtastic of portmanteu's

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer