stripcreator forums
stripcreator chat | forum search
Jump to:

Stripcreator » Comic Competitions » Comic Cup XII: Semi-Finals Match

Author

Message

MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

Member Rated:

Welcome to the second-to-last round of the...

Comic Cup XII

There will be many challenges ahead for the five finalists, maybe even including an Iron Man Match.

Here are the basic rules again:

  • I am the law, I can vote, I can delete posts and I can pretty much just make up the rules as I go along. If I decide to bring back an ejected player then so be it.
  • You will have 48 hours to submit a comic when I decide your match has started, if you will be away and your match is coming up, tell me and I'll postpone it, or if you're struggling for a couple of hours a PM would be nice, just to know you're still alive. (I however am allowed to go away for months at a time without telling anyone)
  • VOTE! All previous Comic Cup XII contestants are elligible to vote. If you're away, fair enough, but don't waste your vote (or do that gay abstaining thing, conscientious objectors will be shot) even if someone is winning by 18 votes to 0.
  • Remember once again, that I AM THE LAW. If I want to tell the rest of you ****s to **** off and eat ass and then give the whole goddamn crown to kaufman, I will. This is a monarchy, a dictatorship, a tyranny, and not a goddamn democracy. Except for when I say it is.

Still in this thing are

  • kaufman
  • BigEvilDan
  • Rabid_Weasle
  • mmyers
  • graykane

Style is Everything Match
Rabid_Weasle Vs kaufman

  • Standard cup match, one winner.
  • Your job will be to take the five styles that I give you and make a comic resembling each one. I don't care what the content is as long as you make it funny.
  • This means your entry will consist of five comics. I'm going to make you work for this, people.
  • Everyone will vote on who made the funniest comics with the five styles.
  • I have a back-up plan if you both suck ass, but if I have to use it I may get angry and stab you both in the eyeballs.

Here are the styles you must make comics in:

  • retard: which must be a jerkcity character, appearing six times against the splitter background, and the text must be stream-of-consciousness.
  • B. Kliban: Read a few, figure it out.
  • Sexy Losers: Must be completely, abhorrently filthy and pushing the boundaries of bad taste, but still funny. The late Graham Chapman, of Monty Python fame, was a huge fan of poor, poor taste. Dedicate this strip to his memory. Also, by bad taste, I don't just mean thinly-stretched puns, kaufman.
  • parody of other users: I will be assigning each of you another SC User to parody, and by parody I mean lambasting, scathing parody. I want funny, but I want it to be piercing. Kaufman may have trouble with this one, as he's generally a really nice guy. I want satire, people.
    kaufman: KajunFirefly
    Rabid_Weasle: Kevin_Keegans_Perm
  • dcomposed: This comic has to be in dcom's "Why I Hate..." style.

Since this is a semi-final and a research-heavy match, I will give you ****ers until the 22nd to complete this. If you get it in beforehand, then hopefully we can vote before Commercialized Christian Holiday.

Get going.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

12-15-04 7:09am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

12-16-04 12:52pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

Member Rated:

12-18-04 4:39pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

Member Rated:

VOTE, DAMN YOU!

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

12-20-04 7:52am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

Member Rated:

They were all tremendously maginifcent but I vote for kaufman

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

12-20-04 7:55am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


mmyers
Passing through.

Member Rated:

I'm going with Rabid Weasle on this one.

---
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

12-20-04 8:18am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

Tough decision, but after seven seconds of careful consideration, Rabid_Weasle's third comic made up my mind.

---
AFROMANS MOVE

12-20-04 9:44am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


graykane
as if i knew what i was talking about

Member Rated:

kaufman

---
i want to **** on you

12-20-04 10:18am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


possums
FERN DESTROYER

Member Rated:

I praise the almighty man fauk.

12-20-04 12:04pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

Holy crap, this was a great round of comics.

However, in the end, there can be only one.

That one... um.. will win?

Screw it. I vote for the Rabid Weasle.

---
This is not my empire.

12-20-04 12:23pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

I vote for kaufman, but it wasn't an easy decision.

---
"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

12-20-04 1:46pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


attitudechicka
is never bored.

Member Rated:

kaufman

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

12-21-04 2:47pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


umfumdisi
Forum comment:

Member Rated:

Here's my breakdown.

retard: even
kliban: kaufman
filthy: rabid
KF/KKP: kaufman
dcompo: rabid

In the end, I have to go with kaufman because rabid didn't really try to do anything with Perm.

---
Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

12-21-04 9:24pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

Member Rated:

Rabid

---
Think classy, you'll be classy.

12-22-04 8:12pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

Member Rated:

Who else hasn't voted?

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

12-23-04 6:49am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

Member Rated:

---
xx( o Y o. )xx

12-23-04 10:18pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


smamurai
Too orangey for crows

Member Rated:

weasle buuuuhdie is sqwizzin the joohoooooce

---
GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for ***s.

12-29-04 6:22am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

Member Rated:

After much deliberation, Rabid_Weasle is inched out in a goddamn close match by kaufman. Rabid actually only lost by ONE vote. This may turn out to have been the best match of the whole cup, guys. You both deserve a prize. Instead, I'll stop talking about either of you and set up the next match.

Filthy Mouth Match
BigEvilDan vs mmyers

  • Standard cup match, one winner.
  • This is going to be a dirty match. That means there are five topics you must make one comic each about, and the topics are chosen by me.
  • This means your entry will consist of five comics. I'm going to make you work for this, people.
  • Please post them in the same order I list the topics in, according to topic.
  • People will vote on the best set of five comics.
  • You guys have until next Wednesday the 5th to make your comics.

Here are the topics:

  • AIDS in the ass
  • ****** eskimos with barbed wire
  • **** slime
  • pus-filled nipple tumors
  • marmalade

Get going, you sexy toe manglers!

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

12-29-04 1:05pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

Member Rated:

rabid :E

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

12-30-04 4:10am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

12-30-04 9:36am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


mmyers
Passing through.

Member Rated:

12-30-04 11:23am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

Nice job, guys!

AA: Dan
BW: Dan
CS: Even
NT: mmyers
MM: Even

By a margin of 3-2, my vote goes to BigEvilDan.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

12-30-04 11:55am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


mmyers
Passing through.

Member Rated:

I just changed one of my punchlines before I realized that kaufman had already voted. Am I disqualified or what?

---
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

12-30-04 12:34pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


graykane
as if i knew what i was talking about

Member Rated:

wow. these were incredible, but since somebody has to win:

AIDS in the ass: BigEvilDan
****** eskimos with barbed wire: BigEvilDan
**** slime: mmyers
pus-filled nipple tumors: mmyers
marmalade: BigEvilDan

BigEvilDan

---
i want to **** on you

12-30-04 1:19pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


possums
FERN DESTROYER

Member Rated:

VileGibNad

12-30-04 2:08pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info

Stripcreator » Comic Competitions » Comic Cup XII: Semi-Finals Match


reload page with comics

Jump to:

Post A Reply


stripcreator
Make a comic
Your comics
Log in
Create account
Forums
Help
Wiki
comics
Random Comic
Comic Contests
Sets
All Comics
Search
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
when i grow up
fat jesus
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
In4mador!
Brad Sucks