There's something under my bed.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Dan

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AFROMANS MOVE

Me. BOO!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And I vote for Dave.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey guys, how am I doing in the contest...oh.

To be honest, when I saw I was against Dan, I let out a big "well shit." But we still may have Ohio so I'm not giving up yet.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

BigEvilDan is the second funniest thing I've read all day, the funniest thing being the plan of work my boss thinks I'm going to get done today.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Gawds, I hate to continue to unanymity, but...

I love you, Milkman Dan!

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This is not my empire.

mmyers, you aren't disqualified, and for EVERYONE who votes, please do not let that affect your voting.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think I should probably concede this election and let the healing of my black and blue, bruised ass begin.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This was really close.I had to keep going back up to re-read. Dan gets my vote.

I got some ass cream I can let you have mm.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

-dan

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Batman created by Bob Kane

BigEvilDan

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I thought mmyers was more nasty. Since both were pretty equally funny, I'll vote for him.

Sincerely,
Miss Jackson (if you're nasty)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I also thought mmyers really did well in genres he in which he doesn't usually dabble. Winner: mmyers.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Are there still other people voting, or one year after this Cup began, have we all finally given up?

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i want to piss on you

I think we're drawing it out so that I'll be able to say that I was in it for at least a year, even if I don't win.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

if we all call it quits now, i believe there's four of us who forever will be able to say, "I participated in Comic Cup XII-- the longest comic cup in stripcreator history-- and I never lost a single match!" say it aggressively. it feels good. try it.

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i want to piss on you

It appears, with little fanfare, BigEvilDan has managed to whup mmyers in the biggest landslide since Los Angeles fell into the fucking Ocean. Or will, hopefully. Next match has a surprise contender.

[u]Headlines Match[/u]
graykane vs. Spankling

Once again, Spankling is resurrected to compete in the Comic Cup. Let's see if he still loses every round.

[list][*]Standard cup match, one winner.
[*]This match is all about headlines. I will give you five words, and each of which you must create a headline using the letters in that word as the first letters of the words in your title.

For example, using the word CUNT your title would be something like....Christians Usurp NAMBLA's Throne!

[*]This means your entry will consist of five comics, as I will be giving you five words to use.
[*]Please post them in the same order I list the topics in, according to topic.
[*]People will vote on the best set of five comics.
[*]Make the goddamn comics by the end of the month.[/list]

Here are the words:[list][b]
[*]GOOGLE
[*]NIGGER
[*]GRIMY
[*]CHEESE
[*]FLAT-CHESTED LESBIAN[/b][/list]

Good luck, you fuckers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Spankling will still be competing in this cup long after we're all dead.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

i'll give it a try, but i doubt that when expanded as an acronymn FLAT-CHESTED LESBIAN will fit in the space allowed for the title.

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i want to piss on you

:E

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's really easy, graykane. Use the narration field to continue it or just use it for the whole title. Come on, people, what am I paying you for?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"I participat--"...oh, I'm too late.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Here's my entry. What do I win?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet