Okay, okay, okay, let's see here...
I liked habnem's "photoshopped entry" - Not Last Place! DING!
Another good one was possum's "Fun" - Second To Last Place! DING!
But the contestant that really touched me
(you know... down there...) was:
not_Scyess for his entry "Lots Of Other People's Old Comics"!
Three Cheers for not_Scyess!
Hip Hip Hoo-
*artemis is quieted by a sniper shot from the eighth story of the apartment complex across the street. The bullet passes through his head like a hot knife through soft cheese. Brain matter and burnt hair covers the Vermeer reproduction behind his recliner. No one seems to notice.
Ham-fisted ham fisting.