still left to vote:

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[*]attitudechicka
[*]graykane
[*]shark_energy
[*]boinky33
[*]BigEvilDan
[*]habnem
[*]not_Scyess
[*]kaufman
[*]Ewwwww
[*]kramer_vs_kramer
[*]UnknownEric
[*]xxausrottenxx
[*]flickguy
[*]cowtipper
[*]kevin_keegans_perm
[*]umfumdisi
[*]areallystupidguy
[*]andydougan
[*]laughinginyourface[/b][/list]

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

quote:

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still left to vote:

[list][b]
[*]graykane
[*]BigEvilDan
[*]kaufman
[/b][/list]

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Yes, they have the opportunity to vote. And they can most certainly vote for themselves.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My vote is as follows:

Assuming graykane and BigEvilDan split their votes, I'll vote for the third person.

If they vote for the same person, I'll vote for myself.

If only one of them votes, and that vote is for me, I'll vote for that person who voted for me.

If only one of them vote, and they don't vote for me, I'll vote for myself.

If they both abstain, so will I as a show of solidarity.

Clear?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Very, actually. Basically you ain't gonna do shit unless one of them do it first.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

More than that. It's a Schroedinger vote that will not resolve itself till the wave function collapses. Ideally, if graykane and Dan play their cards right, we can set up a whole system of votes unable to resolve itself definitively, and if the rest of the community cooperates, we may make it impossible to determine a winner, and you can hand the title to Spankling, who can then ignore it.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You truly are mad.

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Poop.

Wow! Just like the final scene from The Good the Bad and the Ugly!

Have I won yet?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow! Just like the final scene from The Good the Bad and the Ugly!

AHH! YOU ASSHOLE! NOW I'M GONNA BE WHISTLING MORRICONE MUSIC FOR A WEEK!!! GAHHHH!!!

AI! AI! AI! WAH WAH WAHHHH!

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Poop.

BEEEEW.... NEEEEW.... NEEEEW.... DA NEE NAAAAW NA DEE NEEEWW... NEEEEEW.... NEEEWW NAWWWW.... NEEEEEEWWWW.... NA NA NEEWWW.... NEE NEEEEW.... NA NEE NA NA NE NEEEW.... NEEEEEW... NEEE NEEEEEEEEEW.....

Guess the movie and win absolutely nothing!

One Upon A Time In The West?

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Poop.

HOLY FUCK!

Here's absolutely nothing, just as I promised!

I know I'll never be able to beat Spankling's cunning strategy of not competeing at all, but I'm still going to vote for myself.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

the man of kauf

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I has a flavor!

BigEvilDan

let's see kaufman's formula do its trick.

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i want to piss on you

I'm going with Dan.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

dan

My formula works just fine.

kaufman

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

kaufman

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

It was twenty years ago today
That this Comic Cup got underway.
It started out in Kajun style,
But it's ending up a Mikey pile.
So, let me cast my vote, it's true,
For Kenneth Kaufman's Liverpudlian Brand (of humor)!

[graykane had some great moments, but kaufman's theme, verse, and overall excellence won my vote]

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

By a margin of one vote, and one vote alone, the winner is...

If you can't read that, it says "KAUMFAN!" in red letters in front of a bunch of cats.

VICTORY!

kaufman is the winner of the Comic Cup, probably the longest-running contest I've ever seen. Besides the "Who Can Deplete The Earth's Natural Resources The Fastest" contest, that is.

Congratulations, kaufmeister.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Congratulations, Kaufman.

I'm very proud to have been a contestant in the contest for nearly a year.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That's not how you spell Spankling, Mikey.

Regardless, congratulations to kaufman for his excellent performance.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III