By a margin of one vote, and one vote alone, the winner is...
If you can't read that, it says "KAUMFAN!" in red letters in front of a bunch of cats.
kaufman is the winner of the Comic Cup, probably the longest-running contest I've ever seen. Besides the "Who Can Deplete The Earth's Natural Resources The Fastest" contest, that is.
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.