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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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9-20-01 9:17pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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[Click to view comic: 'Later this evening']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

9-20-01 11:43pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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9-21-01 5:20am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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[Click to view comic: 'CC64: Lamety-lame entry-like product']

I'm not sure why I bothered saving and posting this...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

9-21-01 8:12am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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Another try. Sorry, forgot to label it CC64.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Mediocrity at its most average.

9-21-01 9:44am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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The funniest comedy routine ever was the Ministry Of Silly Walks bit. Anyway...

[Click to view comic: 'CC64: Dumbass arguments']

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

9-21-01 3:14pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Do entries have to have the contest number in the header to be considered? I've posted entries in a handful of the last 10 or so contests without labelling my comics with CC and the contest number.

Hmmm, maybe that's why I haven't been winning.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

9-21-01 4:37pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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If that had anything to do with it, I wouldn't have won the Comic Cup. I didn't "properly" name any of my cup entries.

9-21-01 6:51pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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I think Tobor should win (technically, he did enter) for the simple fact that I think it would be funny to see Tobor run a cup.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

9-21-01 9:25pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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DISCLAIMER: this isn't really supposed to be DragonXero--he's just the only forum user who looks angry. gotta follow the rules, ya know.

[Click to view comic: 'C.C. LXIV: Beam me elsewhere.']

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- christ@myself.com - **** a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

9-22-01 12:37am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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BACKATCHA, YOU DONKEY SHIT-SMEARED PURVEYOR OF SYPHILIS! ...Fuckin' Trekkies

Woudln't you have to get laid to be a purveyor of syphilis?

9-22-01 12:41am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

Is this funny? I can't tell anymore. I'll take any non-responses as a life-affirming YES!

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9-22-01 6:02am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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9-22-01 8:01am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Woohoo! The "two Asian girls" punchline will never die!

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9-22-01 8:06am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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Woudln't you have to get laid to be a purveyor of syphilis?

well, Drexle, there's an unspoken backstory to the strip. you see, DragonXero's character was once a happenin' kinda guy--in fact, he had a wife and five kids. when he was laid off from the factory, though, he hit skid row abruptly. it was tragic. every night, he would troll the back alleys of philadelphia, looking for crack, smack, or whatever cleverly-named drugs he could get hold of. he forgot where he lived, relegating his precious family to an out-of-the-way corner of his mind that he could not reclaim.

then one night, he could no longer find a man to fellate for extra cash, and even if he had been able to, he wouldn't have been able to "score," as his dealer was on vacation in Minneapolis. dejected and broken, and already with the vague fear that he had contracted some manner of social disease from his wayward behavior, he took a long, introspective walk through the streets of the city. pausing at every bridge, and on every train track, longing for a death that would instantly release him from the misery his lifestyle had wrought, he still soldiered on. finally, he reached an epiphany: standing, exhausted, before the window of an electronics store, his eye landed on a TV in the shop window, and on that TV was an old episode of Star Trek. the instantly recognizable archetypes, and easy-to-follow-but-full-of-subtext plot entranced him, even though he couldn't hear the dialogue, and he knew he had found his salvation.

he returned to his home, and to the loving embrace of his wife and three of his children (two had died, unfortunately), and set about to collect every episode of Star Trek--all series--that he could get his hands on. after countless hours of sci-fi watching and soul-searching, he found that even though TNG was technically superior in many ways, the original series still called out to the core of his being in ways that no other show could approach. DS9 and Voyager, thought he, were loads of crap. he thus resolved to travel the lands, extolling the virtues of James T. Kirk as not only the best captain of the Enterprise, but also a bona fide personal savior.

fortunately, in the strip, when habnem called him a "purveyor of syphilis," the character had the presence of mind to be unfazed by the ad hominem attack that cut a bit too close to the truth he was so desperately trying to hide. of course, eventually his wife will find out, but that's another story for another strip...

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9-22-01 1:44pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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I can't believe I just read all of habnem's last post...

Anyway, crabby, are you going to do this now? I know that I won't win, but perhaps I'll get an honorable mention?

I have to go home with the winner anyway...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

9-22-01 2:05pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I have to go home with the winner anyway...

With a statement like that, look for crabby to enter a comic of his own and declare himeself the winner of his own contest.

9-22-01 2:18pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Woudln't you have to get laid to be a purveyor of syphilis?

well, Drexle, there's an unspoken backstory to the strip...


That was beautiful.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

9-22-01 2:28pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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I have to go home with the winner anyway...

Call me a chauvinist, but I really hope LadyJ wins.

9-22-01 2:31pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 64: The Start of Something Good']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

9-22-01 4:26pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Fashionably late, as always...

[Click to view comic: 'CC64']

9-22-01 7:21pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Now, more topical, if not particularly tasteful, fare...

[Click to view comic: 'CC64 - Putting differences aside']

9-22-01 7:54pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Sorry about takeing so long to finish this up but here are the finalists:

Drexle- Wirthling vs. Brad. That one made me spit out my oatmeal.
kaufman-Organically-fed Donkeys. That's a classic right there.
NastyPope-Pygmy Ponys!!!
attitudechicka-Here's your honorable mention.
ObiJo-That whole you got your ass on backwards and two feet too high almost made me **** my pants.
But there can only be one winner. And it is........

[Click to view comic: 'CC 64: Better Lite than Heifer?']

9-22-01 8:47pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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I have to go home with the winner anyway...

Call me a chauvinist, but I really hope LadyJ wins.


I kind of was hoping too. Well, Kaufie, looks like I'm yours... for a night. And I hope you have yahtzee, because I rule that game.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

9-23-01 9:53am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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I have to go home with the winner anyway...

Call me a chauvinist, but I really hope LadyJ wins.


Yeah, but then I'd have to clean, and have clean linens. Bah. Too much work.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

9-23-01 10:18am (new)
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