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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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I'm extending this godforsaken thing until next week sometime. Get it together, please.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-30-05 6:18am (new)
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nonphixional
Junior Comic Technician

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semi-retiree seeks tag partner for cc

4-01-05 9:10am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Somebody please sign up with this guy. I'm extending this fucker until there are some more entries.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-01-05 12:15pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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aight i'll team wit ya, PM me or email flipynif@hotmail.com

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I dumb :D

4-01-05 3:13pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Sweet! This is the best CC ever!!!

:-D

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4-04-05 7:14am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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No offence, Mikey... but this thing is two weeks old and there's one entry. I think it may be time to move on.

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4-05-05 9:23pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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I'm not going to be around much anymore (I find out tomorrow if I'm getting fired or not, if I am I can't afford to get the net at home, if not I won't be able to spent a lot of time here from work or I'll get fired for that...), so if Frank and I win it's in his hands.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

4-06-05 1:53am (new)
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Veng
Junior Comic Technician

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:-(

Good luck :/

4-06-05 6:09am (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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:-(

Good luck :/


Thanks, but I'll be fine ^_^

I had all four wisdom teeth out on the weekend, and found out I had a very infected abscess under each one. I was unaware that this had other side effects, making me tired, run down, unable to concentrate, unable to sleep, giving me headaches for no reason, and a few other things. Now they're out I feel fantastic, so much so I'm not even worried about getting fired ^_^

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

4-06-05 2:56pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Sorry for the delay, people!

Here is our first installment. As you can see, we decided to rhyme collectively rather than individually.

Stripcreator Treasure [1] by kaufman
4-06-05
It was in comic #1832, on a day much like this ....
Hey Ramon, maybe we could get a hot tub installed up here. What do you think?
Cut it out, man, I think I'm dying.
Bummer.
I must tell you, Ia great treasure was brought by the founders of Stripcreator. It is hidden away. Your fate is to protect it.
Where and what is this treasure?
Remember: "Moh."

Stripcreator Treasure [2] by Namgubed
4-06-05
It was a treasure clue, way too big to dismiss ...
The Good Ship Moh was lodged in polar ice and buried in snow; it didn't sink!
But Kaufman, what is this tank I'm flying?
Hummer.
Look! A rival crew has beaten us to the freighter. They're getting away! This crate is so defective.
This calls for extreme measures!
Delenda Carthago!

More to follow soon!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

4-06-05 5:47pm (new)
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Veng
Junior Comic Technician

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Ow, brain hurts.

4-07-05 3:52am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Stripcreator Treasure [3] by Namgubed
4-07-05
Our intrepid treasure hunters follow the trail to comic #1251, and a valuable clue ...
I used to work in a super trendy area of town. We used to sit on the steps of our building and smoke.
... and that's when those men asked you about gravitons and such?
Yeah, they were going on about rotor turbines, and I cought a glimpse of Sir Isaac Newton's gyroscope in their possession!
Rotor turbines and Sir Isaac Newton's gyroscope?!?
This can only mean one thing ...
They're headed straight for Hoover Dam!

Stripcreator Treasure [4] by kaufman
4-08-05
On Lake Mead above Hoover Dam, beneath the midday sun, we catch up with our treasure-hunting two ...
To find what we seek, we must go down. Put on your scuba gear so you don't choke.
... We'd better be quick, oxygen we don't have much.
Look, graffiti on the base of the dam, it's an ancient confession!
Signed by old users DexX and NastyPope?!?
If our treasure to light you wish to bring ...
Go back to the source, the start of this sham!

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4-08-05 6:17am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Stripcreator Treasure [5] by kaufman
4-08-05
Hello there.
Hi.
I fear we've reached a dead end. That's all there is in Comic #1. No secret message, no nothing.
I still think I'm right. The clue could have been written on the back, no?
So what do you plan to do? Crack open your monitor and look at the comic from behind?
Sure, and if that doesn't work, head up to Brad's place. I'm pretty sure he's got the hardcopy original up there.

Stripcreator Treasure [6] by Namgubed
4-08-05
Hell, no fair!
Why?
This busted screen was like a friend. Best CRT I ever had, bar none! My Zenith has stopped Zenithing.
I thought that it might. That original comic will be tough to track, though.
We'll just have to go through Brad's stuff, and examine every document we find.
Ooh, a slick B & E operation that can leave no trace! I've got my tools - do you have enough cash for bus fare?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

4-08-05 6:20pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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You guys are genuises. Do you coordinate your efforts or just wing it?

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4-09-05 6:54pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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We decided on a basic plotline and the rhyming scheme in a few emails, and have basically been winging it since then. Like this:

Stripcreator Treasure [7] by Namgubed
4-09-05
We're in! I'm sure Brad keeps his Stripcreator stuff in this very room.
It would help our efforts to remain undetected if your boom box wasn't blasting the Mission Impossible theme.
Seriously, that music is totally ruining my concentration!
Hold on a second ... who the heck is THAT?
Sure enough, as Kaufman flips the light switch ...
Oops! Now it's really hit the fan.
They can't see me ... they can't see me ...

The Treasure of Ours [8] by kaufman
4-09-05
You're Him! I'm sure your return signals this planet's doom.
Armageddon as my motive has been rejected, for finding the great trasure is now my scheme.
If you think that loot would include a heart for me, I'll make it my destination.
And I reckon ... if it could get me back to Kansas, that would be so PHAT!
And so two new comrades upon this joyride hitch ...
Troops! I think the treasure can.
Play Mancini ... Play Mancini ...

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4-09-05 10:25pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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... and also like this:

Stripcreator Treasure [9] by kaufman
4-09-05
So as the boom box dutifully starts up the Pink Panther theme, the hunt for Comic 1 resumes ...
da-dum, da-dum, da-dum da-dum-dee-dum ...
Perhaps Brad has hidden it in the commode.
Not in a box, not with his socks. Not on a chair, not in his hair.
I'm getting hungry doing all this searching. I'm going to see if he's got any green eggs and ham in the fridge.
I'll check the living room ... Who the heck are you?
Oh, I'm the female lead slash love interest who guards all the old strips. You need to convince me that it's worth giving to you.

Stripcreator Treasure [10] by Namgubed
4-10-05
The search seems woefully fruitless as a bad dream, until Kaufman finds Dr. Livingston, he presumes ...
... Dr. Daisy Livingston, of the Stripcreator Museum.
We need to know where the Comic #1 hardcopy is stowed!
Music that rocks, for the boom box! The soundtrack for "Hair" - Madonna's "Truth or Dare" -
Hey, cut the tunes and check out these 3-D specs I found lurking in a bowl of rancid porridge!
Oh flower of the rarest bloom, won't you help our crew?
OK, flattery will get you everywhere, but you made a pointless trip. The comic's back has meaningless blue and red smudges and boo-boos!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

4-10-05 2:52am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Fuck this. Namgubed and kaufman win.

They probably would have won even if more people had entered, seeing as how this would still out-clever the rest of you.

Have fun collaborating on CC280, guys.

I, at least, will make sure I enter it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-10-05 8:57am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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You're still likely to get the rest of the story in this thread ;-)

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4-10-05 11:19am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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That's cool. I liked it, it's mind-numbing and clever at the same time. Just how I like it.

PLEASE try to make 280 more interesting than I did.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-11-05 6:58am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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I think 279 was a good idea. I didn't enter because A) I can't rhyme to save my life and B) That's a lot of pressure, being teamed up with someone else. I wouldn't want to disappoint my partner (and negate the good work they may have done) with potentially sub-par entries.

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4-11-05 4:45pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Sometimes the most interesting CCs are the ones least entered, because the majority of strippers want something simple and the more radical a competition the harder it is to think of something.

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4-11-05 9:05pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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sub-par entries are better than none at all.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-12-05 6:56am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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So... er.... is there ever going to be a CC280?

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4-14-05 5:55pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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.... guess not.

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4-18-05 2:31pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Well, Namgubed and Kaufman won, so it's up to them when the next comp starts. I, for one, want to fucking pretend 279 never happened and have a do-over. All the comics made for it can be retitled to just some rhyming shit and CC279 can be reborn like the Phoenix.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-18-05 3:43pm (new)
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