not

but its hard to believe anything you say until you've made one specific reply to one specific point made by anyone over here that doesn't involve camping

what if kryptonbornson meant 'the license plate shop' by mandingo 7-20-05

oh, man what's wrong? it's almost noon. we're going to have to go into kryptonbornson soon. i hate going into kryptonbornson. it's so rancid in there i'm always afraid i'll catch something but this is prison and that's what prisoners do. they pound away inside kryptonbornson. every prisoner in here has put in time inside kryptonbornson. they'd think less of you if you didn't i know. and half the guards have been seen in kryptonbornson too. even the janitor goes in once a night. it's just that i keep slamming away inside kryptonbornson, but i never seem to get anywhere that's because so many lifers have been inside kryptonbornson that kryptonbornson has become really loose.

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what if nigger meant kite

Mandingo, do you realize that your comic wouldn't make sense if you actually replaced 'kryptonbornson' with, uhm, 'the license plate shop?'

Get some new comedy. It's only pitiful because I think you're trying to be funny.

I responded to what was necessary. When you have enough racism discussions, you hear the same stuff. It still doesn't change how you or I feel.

The longer folks allow words like "nigger" upset them, the longer it will be possible to use those words as a weapon. If you can say to yourself, "Fuck it, it's only 6 letters, and the only people who try to use it to hurt others are ignorant cowards," you will have robbed the word of its power, and this is one word that has had too much power for too long.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

sure it does. i put alot of work into that aspect which is saying something with my natural inability for spelling and grammar. if it doesn't be specific for a change and show me where. also be more specific about what posts of mine bothered you too since you said it was my posts and not the comics, which i don't buy

i didn't expect it to change how you felt since your multiple posts when you encountered the comics made it obvious it was an emotional reaction to what you felt was a personal attack

the point is you then raised some points, which me and some other people responded to, and you bowed out, but still continue to talk about racism. you can't be taken seriously if it appears your only talking to yourself.

and so what if you've had the discussions before. you'd think that would mean you have more to add not less

[i]Are There Any Niggers Here Tonight?

Oh, my god, did you hear what he said? Are there any niggers here tonight? Is that rank! Is that cruel! Is that a cheap way to get laughs? Well, I think I see a nigger at the bar talking to two guinea owners and next to them....Now why have I done this? Is it only for shock value? Well, if all the niggers started calling each other nigger, not only among themselves, which they do anyway, but among others. If President Kennedy got on television and said:'I'm considering appointing two or three of the top niggers in the country to my cabinet'-if it was nothing but nigger, nigger, nigger- in six months nigger wouldn't mean any more than good night, god bless you...-when that beautiful day comes, you'll never see another nigger kid come home from school crying because some motherfucker called him a nigger.[/i]

---Lenny Bruce

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Lenny Bruce was a fucking GOD! He had more courage when it came to speaking his mind and not caring what others thought than Carlin, Pryor and Chappell put together... and I respect the Hell out of them too!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

and Bruce paved the way for all of them. can you imagine seeing the skits chappelle does now, but in the 1950s? that must have taken some great big brass balls. though they werent as PC back then so maybe just some great big aluminum ones

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They may not have been as PC back then, but that didn't stop Lenny from getting arrested for the content of his act. How many stand-up comics get arrested after the show these days?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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You are a fucking genius!

why thank you

what if nigger meant story by mandingo 7-29-05

here at Channel 3 News, we pride ourself on reporting the most important niggers. the murderer niggers, rapist niggers, robbery niggers, every nigger you need to know about to keep your family safe of course, all the other news stations have niggers as well. let's face it, you can't report the news without broadcasting a lot of niggers but only Channel 3 gives you hourly updates on the day's top niggers. because some niggers you need to know about as soon as possible

that'll be my last *bump* since i created a 'what if nigger meant' set of these on my comic page. thats where i'll put new ones

thanks for liking them :)

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what if nigger meant kite

"what if nigger meant kite" and "what if nigger meant picture" will always be my favorites.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Maybe you started an inside joke that everyone will get tired of eventually but be unable to stop remaking

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I dumb :D

their all close for me but i think i like 'what if nigger meant picture' best because of the phrase 'sloppily hung nigger'. when you spittle on your monitor because of your own joke you know your onto something funny

that would be really cool. anyone who wants to make them should feel free without having to reference me in the title. i consider the joke public domain

i was thinkin it would be cool if the 300,000 comic was a what if nigger meant, just to see the look on the NAACP's face

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Yeah, I think he has.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

What if mandigo meant one trick pony. Dude, what if... by sg1138 11-17-06

What if mandigo meant one trick pony? What do you mean what if? It was funny the first time. Hmmm, yeah and maybe the other 43 times. What if sg1138 meant pretty fucking cool and handsome guy, and he kicks ass and is real smart, like a computer? What do you mean what if? KEKEKEz0rs!

I'm bored and this sounded like fun

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sometimes good things happen :o]

needs more nigger

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what if nigger meant kite

LOL! 'What if nigger meant nag' is my favourite, 10/10 for the watermelon line.

That looks strangely familiar.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

that would be really cool. anyone who wants to make them should feel free without having to reference me in the title. i consider the joke public domain i was thinkin it would be cool if the 300,000 comic was a what if nigger meant, just to see the look on the NAACP's face

 This thread needed a bump.

What if Mandingo Meant Business by christopher7murphy 5-17-08

Miss Jones, call the Better Mandingo people and set up a Mandingo meeting. Yes, sir. Your accountant is on line two and says Mandingo is good, and you should put money back into the Mandingo. Good, good! That reminds me, I changed my FAX number so I'll need new Mandingo cards made up. Way ahead of you, sir. I just need you to check for spelling errors. ...and that's when he pulled out his penis.

What if Honky Meant Shoe by christopher7murphy 8-09-08

Honey? Have you seen my other honky? I found one honky in your mother's room, but my other honky is missing. What was that honky doin' in my mother's room? Your mother is always borrowing my honkies. She says my honkies make her feel incredible! Fool, have you ever smelled your honky? My mother would be ashamed getting a honky on like that! I guess I'll go get another pair. And you! How many honkies do you need, woman?

All bow before mandingo lol

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kamakaze bump

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asssss

Me likee happy bumps!

What if Honky Meant (the Other) Shoe by christopher7murphy 8-09-08

Leroy, get your honky off my clean sheets! ?...oh MAN! Take a whiff of that honky! You got shit all over your honky! I know. I know. I've been picking the shit from the little honky holes...but this honky holds a lot of doggie doo. That reminds me, the dog chewed up my best high heeled honkies. What ever will I wear to the cotillion now? Bowling honkies? How about your black honkies? You look good in black honkies. Black honkies? There are no black honkies. Okay...your mocca brown ones then.

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what if dick meant pony by faggot 8-09-08

i had a ride on my step-dad's dick yesterday. wow, that's so cool. what was it like? well at first it was really violent, and kept shaking me off, but you really just have to move with the dick. it creates a kind of harmony that sounds exciting. i've always wanted a ride on my uncle's dick. have you pet your uncle's dick yet? every time i go over to his house.

what if i jerk off to child porn meant hi how are you by faggot 8-09-08

i jerk off to child porn. not bad, i just got done jerking off to child porn. wait what you heard me

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asssss

lool

we're like 4 away from either an Adult Swim show or a race war

*fingers crossed*

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

If we got everyone from stripcreator to collaborate, an amazing cartoon could be made.

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mandingo, my friend, still going strong I see. Awesome stuff, anywho.

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