I think you're right, LadyJ, but I am also fairly sure that User Friendly stole it from one of those emails that does the rounds featuring amusing tech support calls. Don't quote me, though.

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I think you're right, LadyJ, but I am also fairly sure that User Friendly stole it from one of those emails that does the rounds featuring amusing tech support calls. Don't quote me, though.

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chicka-chicka-boom chicka-boom-boom-boom

Do you really work in a haunted house? What was the best fright reaction (peeing, fainting, running through exhibits smashing down walls)?

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I'm giving Drexle the benefit of the doubt. Especially since I've seen comics some of you have done that look like mine, and comics I've done that look like some of yours. Both coincidentally, I'm sure. Unless otherwise noted.

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while i'm down with ridiculing protestants, whatever the reason, i thought chicka's was funnier. kudos to both, though.

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I don't remember where I heard it. All I remember was someone telling me about a prodestant woman who wouldn't click an icon a few years ago, and tried to make a strip around the premise.

I'm going with Drexle on this one by a whisker.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Damn these quiet Mondays...

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Yeah, I know... By the way, I'm going to be making a trip Teusday afternoon in about 26 hours, and I probably won't be able to check back until late Wednesday or Thursday. Just in case I end up having to vote and being unavailiable or something like that.

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Wow, there must be a lot of psychology involved in that. I mean, people in cheap halloween costumes aren't that scary, so it must take a lot of effort and expertise to get people freaked out enough to be affected. I'd love to give that a go. *evil grin*

Oh, chicka, one really disturbing thing I tried once that works extremely well if people are already nervous, and takes literally seconds to prepare. Find a dark doorway, not pitch black, but dim and out of direct light, and stick a one or two pieces of black cotton thread to the top of the door frame, just long enoug to reach down to around chest height on an average person. They are very hard to see, and the feeling of a light touch on your face as you walk past is really creepy, kinda like spider webs.

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Wow, there must be a lot of psychology involved in that. I mean, people in cheap halloween costumes aren't that scary

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Four feet of cotton thread and a piece of sticky tape needs to be okayed by security???

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I wear an authentic 1900's dress and I got chocolate cake all over the inside yesterday

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All over the inside? Sounds like fun!

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All over the inside? Sounds like fun!

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Probably the worst thing to say at this moment, but bite me :P

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I don't think it makes much difference now, but I vote for attitudechicka.

CHICKA!

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Hey, let's start ****ing with DexX. Who's with me? wirthling? I know Big Evil Dan's got my back. menbah?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

do explain how and im always gonna be in!

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Won't that give us kangarooitis or something, ObiJo? That's what Gabe said when Drexle and attitudechicka were talking about andydougan's sexual proclivities.

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