Am I the only one who read LadyJ's strip and thought, "No silicon heaven? ...but where do all the calculators go?" "They just... die!"
Ah, Red Dwarf, the pinnacle of British SF-comedy series...
Anyway, LadyJ got herself a clear (and uncontested) majority with eight votes, and carries on to round two. Flickguy, could you email me a rule for LadyJ's round two match at the below address. Thanks!
As usual, here are the standings...
vs - - - - - Gabe wins.
vs - - - - - Bunner wins.
vs - - - - - Habnem wins.
vs - - - - - Kaufman wins.
Big Evil Dan
vs - - - - - Drexle wins.
vs - - - - - Chicka wins.
vs - - - - - LadyJ wins.
vs - - - - - wins.
Scripture tells us of a great final battle between the forces of good and evil when the end times come upon us. We shall recognise the approach of these times by the signs given us by Scripture...
Book of Arse, Chapter 17, Verses 28-34
"Then I saw before me a man of slim stature and bushy hair. / He spoke unto the peoples of the Earth, promising them great bounties of weed and cold pizza. / Many of the people didst succumb to his wiles, but found themselves with empty pockets and baggies full of tea leaves. / They learned his name, which was Skagg, and made it into an insulting nickname. / Then there came amongst the peoples of the Earth another man, of even bushier hair and no stature at all. / This mystical floating head was named wirthling, and it didst lead the Chosen into a land of high quality imported beer, undiminishing piles of hash cookies, and herds of willing, seductive donkubines." Here endeth the lesson.
The divine rules of engagement are as follows...
1) Invent a religion or cult, as silly as you like, and feature it prominently in your strip. The Church of Arse is out of bounds, so make up your own. :)
2) An impressive deity needs some sacrifice. Your strip must either show an animal dying, or refer clearly to the death of an animal occuring either immediately before or afterwards.
The end times are upon us...
Posting and voting times as per usual...
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