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apejuice
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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That's ****ing funny, Dan. Might as well close the contest now. Anyone know why Nate hasn't entered this CC?

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9-25-01 7:51am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Well, he did say he was going to be having access problems...
Perhaps my contest jinxed his internet connection! Hope so.

9-25-01 8:15am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Damn you, Dan. Damn you TO HELL!
A true fix in sixty-six by kaufman
9-25-01
In the beginning ...
What shall I do for CC 66? How about something involving deals with evil....
It's not fair, evil_d. The contest is tilted toward evil folks. The honorable thing would be for you to sit it out.
Shit, wirthling, if it means that much to you, I will.
Wirthling's right, but he forgot about ALL the evil folk. Go get 'em, Dan
Piece of cake.

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9-25-01 8:21am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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A true fix in sixty-six

Is this an entry?

9-25-01 9:16am (new)
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tiger8191
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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CC:66 Cats are the Devil by tiger8191
9-25-01
My son. Join us in our quest for absolute power of the world!
Dude, your cat just talked. What the **** is up with that?
I am the Lord Lucifers Administravive Assistant. Listen to Lucifer or you will spend eternity as a dwarf forever holding your package!
What the hell you freak! Yeah right! Your cat is the Devil, and I am DexX! Buzz off!
I told you not to **** with the cat kid!

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9-25-01 9:28am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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CC66: The average deity on the street... by DexX
9-25-01
On a city street...
I am the Way, the Truth and the Light. No-one comes to the Lord except through me.
Shhh! Quiet, Jesus! This guy's much more fun than you!
...so I said to the lead singer of Slayer, "Listen buddy, the music of Satan is the boy-band sound! How do you think Mark Mark ever got a record contract?"
Ha! What did he say to that?
Later...
Hey! I thought we had a deal - you take the north side of the road, I take the south side. You stole my audience!
Yes, you're right - we did agree on that. Now, let me think... why would I go back on our deal? Oh yes - I am the Prince of Fucking Lies! D'uh!

My apologies - that was crap. I'll do better next time.

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9-25-01 9:50am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Oh, and last time I checked, my Mum was driving a Toyota Camry, not a beast with seven heads and eleven horns, covered in blasphemous names. She may have done a trade-in, though. I'll check.

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9-25-01 9:54am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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A true fix in sixty-six

Is this an entry?


It's compliant. Do with it as you will.

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9-25-01 10:06am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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Damnit guys, quit being so funny and I might win! ;)

Ok here's another attempt:

CC 66: Storytime With Jesus by attitudechicka
9-25-01
Okay kids, today's story is about my crucifixion.
From John 19; Then Pilate took me and had me flogged.
Hey, kid, if you pants Jesus, I'll give you a cookie.
Fucking right!

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9-25-01 10:11am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Oh, and last time I checked, my Mum was driving a Toyota Camry, not a beast with seven heads and eleven horns, covered in blasphemous names. She may have done a trade-in, though. I'll check.

I didn't say she was driving it, just sitting on it. I can't think why she would be doing that...

9-25-01 3:42pm (new)
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apejuice
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Your mother drives a Toyota Camry? Fucking hell DexX you kept that quiet for long enough, didn't you.

Burn her!!!!!!!!

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9-25-01 4:24pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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No. :(

I like my Mum.

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9-25-01 10:10pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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CC 66: This is soooo wrong... (ver 2.0) by Drexle
9-26-01
Hey, American Devil! Sucky sucky fi dolla! Me love you long time!
Fuckin' Aye!

9-26-01 1:22am (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=lara7&ID=35977

You said "naughty" word, and not "obscene" word, so I went with "bondage". As a mitigating factor, I submit (huh-huh) the fact that I am from a Catholic area of the Deep South; therefore "bondage" is especially naughty.

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9-26-01 2:25am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Maybe I'll rewrite that second entry to be rules compliant if I feel like it... damn bible quote...

9-26-01 2:56am (new)
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apejuice
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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CC66: Never buy a used car from this man. by apejuice
9-26-01
. . . and if you're looking for something a little more roomy, we have this '97 model here. Aircon, Leather, etc.
Oooh it's nice. How much do you want for it?
Think of this car as an investment. Like you said yourself, "For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also". It's nine and a half thousand.
OK, I'll take it. Wow this is exciting!
STEP OFF, FUCKO! That is police property and you are under arrest!
Damn you again, Satan!

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9-26-01 4:58am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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CC66 - Nip ma pal? by kramer_vs_kramer
9-26-01
Hey there sexy lady. Wanna ****?
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
You know, I'd give anything to nail that sexy *****.
Anything, eh? I'll see what I can do...
Will you shag my pal?

9-26-01 6:29am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Comic Contest 66 - I am Jack's immortal soul by evil_d
9-26-01
Jack... listen to me, Jack! Do what I ask, and I'll set you up a Swiss bank account with more money than you've ever dreamed of!
Don't, Jack. It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
I'll give you a vast mansion by the sea! A beautiful young wife for every day of the week!
Don't even get me started. What are you trying to trick this guy into, anyway?
I want him to fly a plane into Jerry Falwell's house.
Well ****... why didn't you say so in the first place? Jack! Those who do the Lord's work will earn life everlasting!

I figure this comes close enough for the first rule.

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9-26-01 8:06am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Sorry, wirthling, I tried to keep evil_d out of this contest. Somehow it was clear he'd put up a work of art like that.

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9-26-01 8:18am (new)
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tiger8191
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Evil Default Characters: Revised! by tiger8191
9-26-01
I'm evil!
Uh uh, I'm evil!
Bitch!
Self-centered, arrogant, stupid, always has to be the default left character *****!
You're evil!
Told ya!

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9-26-01 8:44am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Evidently I'm too evil to keep the promise you made me make to wirthling in a comic I didn't know about until after it was posted.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-26-01 8:45am (new)
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tiger8191
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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*beats himself over the head with a sign post*

Rules, I really need to read the rules!

Gah!

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9-26-01 8:46am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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C66: Mixup at the Hospital by ObiJo
9-26-01
All of this is yours, my only son. All of creation.
Even that titty bar down there? Dig it.
Boy, I'll make you a deal. If you stop trying to forgive that gaggle of hookers every damn day, I might just keep this pitchfork out of your ass.
Sorry, father. Sometimes I just have this irresistable urge to cleanse.

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9-26-01 11:09am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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lara, you can post your comics directly on the forum by entering [comic]comic number[/comic]

9-26-01 12:07pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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As proof of my evil, I shall try to shoehorn the desert-island music thread into this somehow.

CC66: Make a Joyful Noise nto the Lord by itsclark
9-26-01
Jesus. Being marooned on a desert island sucks. I'd sell my soul for some music to listen to.
Cue new age piano music...
You were saying?
But it sounds like ****. Who is that? Yanni?
Yeah... I don't have any use for his CD's since Mariah Carey's movie soundtrack came out.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

9-26-01 4:41pm (new)
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