itsclark, you forgot the Biblical quote! Unless "being marooned on a desert island sucks" is a line from the Bible.

Oh, wait, you had one in the title. Hmm. I guess that counts.

Yeah, I realize the quote is shoe-horned in there pretty awkwardly, but I'd pretty much exhausted my biblical knowledge with my first effort. Chalk it up to "poor comic research".

If only I weren't so busy wrangling pink donkeys...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Hem hem. Just wanted to say congratules on winning
CC65. When I saw that strip, I had a shot of semen.
If I can get round to it, I may even put in a
biblical ragtime epic ballad strip. 'Mock the Devil
and He will flee from thee,' as Macphisto used to say!!!
However, I may instead decide to concentrate on my
essay. You don't happen to know anything about the
effects of democratisation in Taiwan do you, cos I sure
don't!!!?!

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Afraid not. But you could try clicking here.
If you're wanting to enter, you'd best be swift. You only have about five and a half hours until the contest closes.

"Judge not, lest ye be judged", we are warned in Matthew 7:1. Well, I'll take the risk. It's time to separate the sheep from the goats!

I found almost all of the entries amusing. Here's the cream of the crop...

kaufman, for The Devil is in the Details. That last panel had me sniggering like a mad'n. Definitely the cleverest use of the naughty word rule.
itsclark, for Damned Silly. Not only did this show Satan to be the tricky bastard he probably is, but you got my avatar right!
Big Evil Dan, for Deal with the Devil. In the unlikely event of my ever running a contest again, I'll be more careful about loopholes!
lara7, for huh huh, she said burning bush. Nice debut, lara! I trust we'll be seeing you in future contests.
kramer_vs_kramer, for Nip ma pal?. Brilliant. Just brilliant. You've surely lived in Glasgow at some point.
evil_d, for I am Jack's immortal soul. I'm always a sucker for political strips, and if they're making fun of evangelists, so much the better.
ObiJo, for Mixup at the Hospital. Wise man say, strip with no dialogue in last panel never funny. Well, ObiJo prove wise man wrong.

But only one of these can be our new archfiend. And that iiiiiiis...

Comic Contest 66 - I am Jack's immortal soul by evil_d 9-26-01

Jack... listen to me, Jack! Do what I ask, and I'll set you up a Swiss bank account with more money than you've ever dreamed of! Don't, Jack. It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. I'll give you a vast mansion by the sea! A beautiful young wife for every day of the week! Don't even get me started. What are you trying to trick this guy into, anyway? I want him to fly a plane into Jerry Falwell's house. Well fuck... why didn't you say so in the first place? Jack! Those who do the Lord's work will earn life everlasting!

Appropriate that this contest should be won by one so evil. Go forth and create a new contest, evil_d. Amen.

I am honored to have been judged eviler -- I mean funnier -- than such worthy competitors. An evil new contest shall begin shortly.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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You're two hours too late, josh.

Ach! You shouldn't have made it just 72 hours,
especially since I'm in a different time zone (?!?).
I had this really good idea for a strip called
'Cataclysm' - you were going to do a deal with the deil
whereby he would allow you to pass your Music Standard
Grade Inventin' in return for your watching lots of
Dennisdump snuff movies, and then it was going to cut to
Jesus going, 'And the spirit and the bride said, come!
And let him that heareth, come! And let him that has a
thirst, come!' And then Mr Gordon was going to go, 'Hur
hur, he said, 'come'. I'll give that a '1'!'. But I was
just too late. Ah well. Maybe next time...

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PS I tried google.com for my essay. And I saw that
it was crap. :-(

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