thanks to everyone for entering

honorable mentions to lukket, lukket, and kaufman

it was very close between possums and mrpoop but i finally decided to give it to possums since he came up with the joke first

[Click to view comic: 'What if the Magna Carta meant cock?']

congratulations marsupial titburger. YOU FUCKING WIN

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what if nigger meant kite

Unexpected! But, um, uh, yeah! I will have the CC up in soon!

CURSES!!! FOILED AGAIN!

STOPPED AT EVERY TWIST AND TURN IN THE ROAD!!!!

DAMN YOU DIRTY APES!! DAMN YOU! IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG!

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Behold the winning entry. There's no point in anyone else entering except to further show how great this entry is.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 289: What if 'cock' meant 'lollipop'?']

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Possums won fair and square I guess. But then, I thought my second comic had a tad of funniness in it. Still, HC's one was really good. I might have chosen you to win HC. Mandingo must have decided to give it to someone else, just like how you gave it to someone else at the command of the Lord of Boiled Chicken.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

because...

i...

CAN

i decided to do the fair thing and give it to the one that was funniest to me. yours and HC's might have been funniest if you'd done like possums and mrpoop and blown me

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what if nigger meant kite

because...

i...

CAN

i decided to do the fair thing and give it to the one that was funniest to me. yours and HC's might have been funniest if you'd done like possums and mrpoop and blown me

It tastes like salt water taffy.