I hereby claim the "Most Hated Contest Host" from whoever it was that ran that haiku contest, descolada I think.
Well, like I said, even if no one else enjoyed this, I did. I got a good laugh out of the entries, the inspiration, and the random not-quite-legal strips alike. In fact, some of the inspiration strips were hilarious, in a "that's so stupid it's funny" kind of way. Too bad they can't win. Thanks to those who posted them. And thanks to everyone for not sending me mailbombs. Unless you did and I haven't gotten them yet.
It was difficult, but I narrowed the selection down to the following entries:
crabby, man eats dogg but gets blown up by laser or brain power - lines like "it was love at first sight until the girl threatened to blow up the guy using mental powers of some sort" and "I HAVE DESTROYED YOU WITH SOME SORT OF BRAIN POWER OR MAYBE IT WAS A LAZER" made me giggle like a madman. Which I am.
kramer_vs_kramer, CC67 meh j00 - just for how over-the-top it was. You really fit everything in there.
DexX, CCLXVI - I feel cheap and dirty - it was almost frightening how well this emulated some of the crappy strips you can find here.
attitudechicka, CC: 67- No 53X - liked how this turned the stupidity around on its perpetrators.
bunnerabb, CC 67 - 3XPL371/3 D3L3373D!!1 - actual humor masked by L3375p33k; I was hoping we'd see more of it. (I had to take the backslash out of that title 'cause it screwed up the forum tags otherwise... weird.)
lemur68, CC#67 DrUgZ=p00p - a solid first effort; I liked the use of wirthling's head. Hope we'll see more of you.
I fretted a bit over whether choosing any of these would make me even more unpopular than I already was. Then I realized that they were all supposed to be stupid, and if people don't like the winning entry, that means it's done its job. So then I fretted some more over how I could pick only one when the others were so deserving. Then I told myself to stop that and just pick the one that made me laugh the most. So the winner is....
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one day at the grassy in in north philly this girl met this guy and they said hi to each other.com
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| HI!!!!!!!! I OWN THE NETHER REALM AND SO I OWN YOU DOGGG EAT KETTLE | |
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| You dont understand my father owns a store where they exchange money for goods or services MENBAH so shut your eat hole promptly!!!!!!! | |
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it was love at first sight until the girl threatened to blow up the guy using mental powers of some sort
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| I WILL NOW DESTROY YOU WITH SOME SORT OF MENTAL POWERS YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME BECAUSE I AM WOMAN AND I AM STRONG!!!!!!! | |
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| MENBAH your story put me to sleep you have no excuse to be a troll eating wench so take it back my dad knows attitude chicka so watch out | |
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then the girl blows up the guy using some sort of brain trick or maybe a laser but she did it and now he is that pillar of flames
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| I HAVE DESTROYED YOU WITH SOME SORT OF BRAIN POWER OR MAYBE IT WAS A LAZER BUT YOU ARE FINISHED FOREVER MORE EAT FACE NOW PERISH IN THE COLD FIRE THAT YOU LAY IN | |
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| MENBAH i am flames but i did nothing to deserve this MENBAH | |
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Congratulations, crabby. Go easy on 'em next time; the poor kids deserve a break after this contest.
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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!