Im gutted Des. I thought i was a contender.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I still think that Gabe and Crabby's joint contest effort (Gabe giving Crabby his first win, and the latter's hellish rules) holds the "most despised" title.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The arse-backwards Rage Against The Machine reference in the last panel makes me think that Crabby has more cards in his deck than he's playing.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

HE DOES NOT STACK DECKS!!!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

As I've always said. I still think he's some sort of sentient robot.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I hope he's not a TALKING sentient robot.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.