It's not been the same since that guy with the afro got his hair cut.

Well, it was a pretty embarrassing 'fro...

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They show The Bill in Australia?? I guess that's our revenge for "Prisoner: Cell Block H" or "The Sullivans" (that was Australian wasn't it?).

The Bill's just boring, I've watched it a couple of times, when they're showing a "special", like when there was that bent cop or the one with Rik Mayall in it. But it's usually just Reg acting like a bumbling idiot.

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All the actors on The Bill seem to be either alcoholics or wife-beaters.

Where do I go to audition?

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All the actors on The Bill seem to be either alcoholics or wife-beaters.

Where do I go to audition?

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Andy , why have you so callously deserted this thread , after you spent so long building it into the "I am a Colossal Geek" of the "Fights Go Here" forum.

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AAAaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!

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This thread isn't dieing!

But it is naleing teh bitch.

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I decided I'd make my 1000th post in the thread that marked my debut.

"HELLO WORLD"

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Still beating a dead horse, eh?

Hey , Andy Cameron has made a career out of it.

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Andy Cameron owns. Anyone seen that hilarious video he and other has-beens made about Jesus?

Bearing in mind its Andy Cameron , was it called

"Jesus is a Proddy".

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No. It was a supposedly serious video aimed at teaching young folks about Jesus. But it was full of people like Andy Cameron and Mrs Mack. Religion must really be going down the tubes these days.

I've never seen any of Andy Cameron's live perfomances, his stand up I mean. I can't imagine they'd be very good, especially with his accent, he sounds like every Scottish person's dad, just moaning about stuff.

He's such an anti-star, not very showbiz at all, someone who STARTED making it big doing pantomimes is just sick if you ask me.

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I agree. That's supposed to be where you head in the twilight of your career, not at the beginning. Didn't Gerard Kelly start out like that too? He's another annoying penis.

Gerard Kelly started out in "City Lights" and "Naked Video". It was then he started appearing in Panto , and moved onto Brookside.

And Andy Cameron , Dean Park , Christian , and a host of other total non-talents make a very good living in Scotland.

I pray they all die in a plane crash with The Krankies and Darius Danesh.

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What I find funny about Darius is the way the Daily Record are totally building him up, and going on about how they're his favourite newspaper, when this time last year they were printing articles like "Darius is a pain in the arius" and getting old schoolmates to talk about what a tosser he was.

Well, I sort of agreed with the Record this time that Darius was the best of the bunch. The actual winner is a boring cipher, but at least he's not as bad as the runner-up who only got so far because he pretended to have a stammer.

Nah, Darius is a fucking wank, my mate used to go to uni with him, says he always acted like a fag, I hated all the Pop Idol entrants and the whole program, but I hated Darius more.

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Some woman in the taxi queue a few weeks ago was convinced I was Darius.

Aww, dude, I'm sorry to hear that.

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I thought kramer looked like Indy Pete. He's a far cry from Darius, except that they both have poor musical taste.

I could compile a huge list of people I've been told I look like. Unfortunately Morrisey seems to crop up on that list more often than I'd like.

The taxi queue woman was clearly very drunk and thought that because I'm tall, have dark hair and was wearing a denim jacket I must be Darius.