The only thing that could have made Margaret Thatcher adorable is a fatal childhood accident.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Yes. That wins a prize.

Well, how about ANY current SNL cast member?
They are all 10x worse than Shore.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wasn't her birth one of those?

Wasn't her birth one of those?

For many, yes.

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Im amazed this thread still exists , let alone that it gets posts.

Isnt the original subject matter a tad redundant?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

How could such a revelation ever be considered redundant?

Thats like asking "How could Derek Johnstone ever be a Sports Reporter"

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A critic who we all here know
has a lust for a Hollywood beau,
so he covers his tracks
writing scorching attacks
'bout the acting of his crush, Russell Crowe.

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A critic who we all here know
has a lust for a Hollywood beau,
so he covers his tracks
writing scorching attacks
'bout the acting of his crush, Russell Crowe.

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So now it's your former beverage.

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'less he licked it all up again.

Clearly im not QUITE that poor.

That said , beverage in question was a 330ml can of Diet Coke , but fortunately , i still have 11 of them left.

Although i think drinking 12 cans of Diet Coke kinda negates any benefits.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Diet cokes gives you cancer, you know. The body is unable to digest the additive aspartine, which is carcenogenic, so it just sits in your stomach and makes you die.

Yeah, so I've heard. But it's nothing compared to what Red Bull can do.

According to Statistics , simply being Scottish removes around 8 years from my life. Being from Glasgow in particular removes around 10 years.

So i reckon that , if im destined to die by age 50 (a mere 24 years left folks) , i may as well do it drinking as many brand name carcinogenic soft drinks as possible.

Since Red Bull 'Gies me the boak'

Andy , i swear i have no idea how you can drink that stuff.

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The low life expectancy of Glaswegians is due mainly to their vices: chips, fags (that's cigarettes, you transatlantics) and fried Mars Bars. If you steer clear of them, you'll probably be okay.
Red Bull takes like piss to me too, but it's addictive.

I have to confess , the KFC has a hold of me on a regular basis. Its quite saddening to see.

Dont eat chippy chips , but im known to have them with my main course when im eating in the Counting House or the Crystal Palace.

Heh. Fried Mars Bars. Havent had those since i was a student.

Vile things.

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The low life expectancy of Glaswegians is due mainly to their vices: chips, fags (that's cigarettes, you transatlantics) and fried Mars Bars. If you steer clear of them, you'll probably be okay.
Red Bull takes like piss to me too, but it's addictive.

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Not to mention diet soda tastes like crap.
Carbonated crap.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

We should probably cut down on heroin, too.

Incidentally, are any of the other Glaswegians here sick of the amount of tramps in town just now? It's like there's been a massive increase in numbers. We should get them to do something useful, like run in a giant hamster wheel to generate electricity.

Fortunately , i live in Motherwell. We have , technically , only 3 or 4 local tramps , and we know them by name , and have learned to divert them to the appropriate off licence when they speak to us.

As for Glasgow Tramps. Yeh. They annoy the living shit out of me.

So i dont go into Glasgow much anymore.

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Fortunately , i live in Motherwell. We have , technically , only 3 or 4 local tramps , and we know them by name

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I get more annoyed by the Big Issue vendors. Ever had one who pleads with you not actually to take the magazine once he's sold it to you? I thought the whole idea was to stop them begging.

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Fortunately , i live in Motherwell. We have , technically , only 3 or 4 local tramps , and we know them by name

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Would that be "Dad"?

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