wow, this is so unexpected, i almost didn't write a speech.
thank you The_young_welsh, and thank you Tom Arnold. your constant words of encouragement and never-quit attitude got me through more than one mescaline-induced suicide attempt.
also, mom, dad, my lord and savior Jesus Christ, i'd just like to say... FUCK YOU IN THE POOP CHUTE! none of you are worthy enough to even scrum Tom Arnold's reticulated hump nut.
terrorism against Tom Arnold will not stand. god bless the The Best Damn Sports Show Period, True Lies, and his many exes.
what if ****** meant kite