Cool! Thanks Dan. :)

At this point, I would like to take the opportunity to tell my very own Star Trek joke. I once complained to some geek friends of mine that Star Trek jokes were either meaningless punchlines which obviously have no real joke behind them ("...the Vulcan and the Klingong can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit's gotta go" or whatever that stupid thing was) or 20th century jokes with some words changed. As such, I decided to make up a genuinely Star Trek joke, and after so much buildup, no-one is going to find it even remotely funny.

Oh well, here it is anyway...

Q - What does Wes Crusher say after sex?

A - "Computer, end simulation."

I'll go make some new rules now...

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I probably should have made an entry I'm sure that would have helped.

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no-one is going to find it even remotely funny.

Oh well, here it is anyway...

Q - What does Wes Crusher say after sex?

A - "Computer, end simulation."

I'll go make some new rules now...

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No. I never much liked Buffy.

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Q - What does Wes Crusher say after sex?

A - "Computer, end simulation."

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Q - Why did Data replace all his current impeding devices with diodes?
A - Resistors are futile.

Q - What would you get if you mated a Ferengi with a Klingon?
A - A dead Ferengi.

Q - What do you call a walkway above a furry creature's swimming pool?
A - A bridge over tribble waters.

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I told you they wouldn't be pretty. I even almost used a Picard-Beverly Crusher sex joke that had the punchline "What's up Doc?"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I prefer the one that goes "What's up Wesley?"

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There's a big surprise.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

There's a big surprise up Wesley? What, is he like a precocious piñata or some shit? Maybe if we beat him, candies and plastic toys will come out.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Shouldn't someone be registering isitupwesleyornot.com?

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It's worth a try.

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Hey, if we were to string him up from a tree branch, and beat him mercilessly until he breaks open and stuff comes out, confectionary would be nice, but I would be happy enough with brain matter, intestines, and internal organs. I'm not fussy.

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Me either. Brain matter makes for some good eatin'. Plus, Martha Stewart just did a show about how to turn a grab bag of viscera into a beautiful cameo-style coaster set.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.