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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Cool! Thanks Dan. :)

At this point, I would like to take the opportunity to tell my very own Star Trek joke. I once complained to some geek friends of mine that Star Trek jokes were either meaningless punchlines which obviously have no real joke behind them ("...the Vulcan and the Klingong can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit's gotta go" or whatever that stupid thing was) or 20th century jokes with some words changed. As such, I decided to make up a genuinely Star Trek joke, and after so much buildup, no-one is going to find it even remotely funny.

Oh well, here it is anyway...

Q - What does Wes Crusher say after sex?

A - "Computer, end simulation."

I'll go make some new rules now...

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10-08-01 10:01pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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I'm hurt that I didn't even get an honorable mention.

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10-09-01 12:50am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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I'm hurt that I didn't even get an honorable mention.

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I probably should have made an entry I'm sure that would have helped.

10-09-01 3:59am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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no-one is going to find it even remotely funny.

Oh well, here it is anyway...

Q - What does Wes Crusher say after sex?

A - "Computer, end simulation."

I'll go make some new rules now...


I thought it was funny, and I only just woke up and haven't even had caffeine yet.

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10-09-01 4:24am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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No. I never much liked Buffy.

Yeah, blondes in cheerleader outfits don't do a thing for me.

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10-09-01 9:06am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Q - What does Wes Crusher say after sex?

A - "Computer, end simulation."


My turn. (These won't be pretty.)

Q - Why did Data replace all his current impeding devices with diodes?

A - Resistors are futile.

Q - What would you get if you mated a Ferengi with a Klingon?

A - A dead Ferengi.

Q - What do you call a walkway above a furry creature's swimming pool?

A - A bridge over tribble waters.

Q - Why did the captain cross the road?

A - To get...to the other...side.

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10-09-01 9:45am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Q - Why did Data replace all his current impeding devices with diodes?
A - Resistors are futile.

Q - What would you get if you mated a Ferengi with a Klingon?
A - A dead Ferengi.

Q - What do you call a walkway above a furry creature's swimming pool?
A - A bridge over tribble waters.


Owww! Mummy, it hurts! Make it stop, Mummy, make it stop!

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Q - Why did the captain cross the road?
A - To get...to the other...side.
Okay, I like this one. I forgive you.

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10-09-01 9:58am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I told you they wouldn't be pretty. I even almost used a Picard-Beverly Crusher sex joke that had the punchline "What's up Doc?"

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10-09-01 10:05am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I prefer the one that goes "What's up Wesley?"

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10-09-01 10:59am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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There's a big surprise.

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10-09-01 11:16am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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There's a big surprise up Wesley? What, is he like a precocious piñata or some ****? Maybe if we beat him, candies and plastic toys will come out.

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10-09-01 1:34pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Shouldn't someone be registering isitupwesleyornot.com?

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10-09-01 1:43pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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There's a big surprise up Wesley? What, is he like a precocious piñata or some ****? Maybe if we beat him, candies and plastic toys will come out.
It's worth a try.

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10-09-01 1:45pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Hey, if we were to string him up from a tree branch, and beat him mercilessly until he breaks open and stuff comes out, confectionary would be nice, but I would be happy enough with brain matter, intestines, and internal organs. I'm not fussy.

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10-10-01 9:46am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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confectionary would be nice, but I would be happy enough with brain matter, intestines, and internal organs. I'm not fussy.
Me either. Brain matter makes for some good eatin'. Plus, Martha Stewart just did a show about how to turn a grab bag of viscera into a beautiful cameo-style coaster set.

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10-10-01 11:24am (new)
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