Q - What does Wes Crusher say after sex?
A - "Computer, end simulation."
My turn. (These won't be pretty.)
Q - Why did Data replace all his current impeding devices with diodes?
A - Resistors are futile.
Q - What would you get if you mated a Ferengi with a Klingon?
A - A dead Ferengi.
Q - What do you call a walkway above a furry creature's swimming pool?
A - A bridge over tribble waters.
Q - Why did the captain cross the road?
A - To get...to the other...side.
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.