1. Niteowl
2. kajun

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Mediocrity at its most average.

1st: mandingo ate my baybeh
2nd: chicka chicka bow bow

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I has a flavor!

1. attitudechicka
2. fuzzyman

That was a tough call, my funny bone is in a Sharp-Shooter from the many many excellent entries.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

1. crabby
2. niteowl

1st (2 pts): niteowl
2nd (1 pt): mmyers

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1. niteowl
2. crabby

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Dad was flammable

[b]1. attitude chick
2. big Frank[/b]

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

1 kaiobrien 2 points
2 big frank 1 point

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

1.NiteOwl
2.BigFrank

[b]1. possums
2. kaufman[/b]

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what if nigger meant kite

1. crabby
2. mmyers

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

1. Crabby
2. Smarmulus

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Holy crap, all these comics are great. But since I can only pick two...

1. Kajun
2. Chicka

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

1 crabby
2 kaufman

I'm gonna fucking lose.

Score as of now:
niteowl & crabby both at 9 points
attitudechicka at 6 points
kaufman at 5 points
mandingo at 4 points
KajunFirefly & bigfrank105 at 3 points
possums, mmyers, & kaiobrien at 2 points
umfumdisi, fuzzyman, & smarmulus at 1 point
ewwwww at 0 points

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Mediocrity at its most average.

1.Umfum
2.Niteowl

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

There were so many good ones. I want more votes!

But barring that, I'll give my awards for giggles to (1) niteowl, and (2) attitudechicka.

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Score as of now:
niteowl & crabby both at 9 points
attitudechicka at 6 points
kaufman at 5 points
mandingo at 4 points
KajunFirefly & bigfrank105 at 3 points
possums, mmyers, & kaiobrien at 2 points
umfumdisi, fuzzyman, & smarmulus at 1 point
ewwwww at 0 points

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Fag.

Crabby first.
Umfum second.

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This is not my empire.

Poor Ewwwww, I'm sure he was able to work out the scores himself without having someone thrust them in his face and boast about it.

What ever happened to sportsmanship?

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Dad was flammable

1. Umfum
2. Kajun

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Poor Ewwwww, I'm sure he was able to work out the scores himself without having someone thrust them in his face and boast about it.

What ever happened to sportsmanship?

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Two comics made me laugh out loud, so them's the best fer me.

1. mmyers "And out of retirement...THE HOLY GHOST!"
2. crabby

Also considered chicka and kaio. mandingo might have gotten a vote if I knew what the hell the "Tom Sizemore video" was about. Sorry for my ignorance.

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And a new unofficial count:
[u]Pts- stripper (fpv, spv)[/u]
12 - crabby (5 first, 2 second)
12 - niteowl (5 first, 2 second)
07 - attitudechicka (2 first, 3 second)
06 - umfumdisi (2 first, 2 second)
05 - kaufman (1 first, 3 second)
04 - mandingo (2 first, 0 second)
04 - Kajun_Firefly (1 first, 2 second)
04 - mmyers (1 first, 2 second)
03 - BigFrank105 (0 first, 3 second)
02 - kaiobrien (1 first, 0 second)
02 - possums (1 first, 0 second)
01 - fuzzyman (0 first, 1 second)
01 - smarmulus (0 first, 1 second)

Note that in case of a tie, the stripper with the most 1st place votes was placed above the other(s). Otherwise, ties were listed in alphabetical order.

42 total votes tallied.

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