[Click to view comic: 'C.C. LXXII(b): Snapshots of a Disaster']
Am I to infer from this that "dry anus" (as opposed to "moist anus") is a problem?
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.