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boorite
crazy knife lady

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AIKEN FANS MAKE GOOD ON THEIR PROMISE

LATEST: Nine former fans of AMERICAN IDOL star CLAY AIKEN are forging ahead with threats to sue his record label bosses for false advertising.

The one-time devotees have been shocked by recent US tabloid claims the wholesome pop singer is gay and they've filed a Federal Trade Commission complain against executives at RCA and Sony/BMG, alleging they were duped in marketing and promotional campaigns.

The nine-strong group, listing themselves as "aggrieved consumers" SUSAN J, PATRICIA A, JACQUELYN C, KAREN G, PHYLLIS S, CAROL M, KAREN G, KIM M and LINDA F, hail from all over America.

They allege that employees of RCA, Sony/BMG, and Aiken himself "engaged in collusion to prevent public disclosures they believed might be harmful to their product".

The angry ladies go on to state, "This is tantamount to a manufacturer concealing information about a defective product. Therefore these actions were both unfair and deceptive to consumers."

A spokeswoman for the group says, "As consumers, we feel ripped off. It is obvious now that the private Clay is very different from the manufactured packaged public Clay that was marketed to us."


OMFG

HOW COULD THESE NICE LADIES GUESS THAT THIS PARAGON OF WHOLESOME HETEROSEXUALITY WAS A DIRTY COCKSUCKER?

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NFW, NOT THIS HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN' MAN!

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SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!

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OH THE HUMANITY!!!

THESE NICE WOMEN BOUGHT HIS RECORDS AND THEY WANT THEIR MONEY BACK BECAUSE NOW ALL THEY CAN HEAR IS SPERM GURGLING IN CLAY'S THROAT!! I LOVE AMERICA!!!!

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2-27-06 10:08pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

2-27-06 10:29pm (new)
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Kaenash
Comic Overlord

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as an example of an evil clown, I enjoyed going on to a clay aiken fansite and say things like;

"Wow, too bad that Clay is joining the army. I sure will miss him" and just seeing what will happen.

2-27-06 11:51pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Aiken's perversion leaves a wake of suffering

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2-28-06 12:02am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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Wait... someone thought he was straight to begin with?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

2-28-06 12:44pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

2-28-06 1:05pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

2-28-06 1:32pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Wow, so can we all sue any actor or performer with a stage name and identity that is something other than their real-life selves?

Cause if so, I totally wanna sue Mortiis. I bet he's not a *real* elf.

2-28-06 1:54pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

2-28-06 3:59pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Clay Aiken is not gay. He's simply secure enough in his sexuality to take an occasional bone up the ass.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

2-28-06 4:07pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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I guess his underground club hit "Take Me From Behind" wasn't enough of a hint.

(Disclaimer - Clay Aiken never had an underground club hit called "Take Me From Behind." But he should. And pay me royalties for it.)

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I has a flavor!

2-28-06 4:11pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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2-28-06 6:54pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yes. In trade law, such people are called "retards." Actually, they're called "retards" everywhere.

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2-28-06 7:27pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Poop.

2-28-06 8:17pm (new)
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finn34
King of Deadlines

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HE LOVES TEH COCK!!!!!

OH NOES! LET'S SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE ANOTHER CANDY BAR, FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT ME! I'M ON TEH INNARWEB!@

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

2-28-06 11:28pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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"Ha, ha! What a bitch!"

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

3-01-06 7:48pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

3-01-06 8:38pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

3-01-06 8:38pm (new)
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little_kitty
I bop, you bop, a-they bop.

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So sad, he needed to be posted twice.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

3-02-06 9:33am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

3-02-06 9:55am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Not what he seems

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3-04-06 10:26pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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He's not enjoying this at all.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

3-04-06 10:39pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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HE PASS FOR STRAIGHT -- ME HATE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

3-04-06 10:40pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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3-05-06 11:39pm (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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He's not enjoying this at all.


Agreed. Who grabs a woman's breasts like that?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

3-06-06 9:49am (new)
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