Her name was Willow. She resembled a chestnut tree, guys would always try to palm her. This made Willow weep. Soon her bush would become a fir and hopefully make her more poplar with the boys.
48 hours later, the men who had implanted the bags of coke in Tina's breasts were arrested. When asked how law enforcement knew she was a mule, officers replied: "You're a moron."
Her breasts aren't really that big. Those are actually two Mexican midgets she's smuggling into the US inside her blouse. They are the happiest midgets on Earth.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.