I can now recommend drugs to manage your condition!

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EXPLORE HOLLYWOOD'S SORDID UNDERBELLY HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm back. Brand new PC and all.

Thank you.

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I keep meaning to change this thingy.

Welcome back.  Your dreams were your ticket out.

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All I have are dreams Biped, just dreams.

(And cheap Canadian beer of course.)

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I keep meaning to change this thingy.

You have an extra hour to chase zombies tonight. Daylight Savings Time ends.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I haven't observed DST for the last two or three years now, at least when I'm on my own property.  I've always hated it and can't stand daylight lasting into the night when it should be dark.  So I won't even have to set my clocks or anything.

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Saskatchewan doesn't observe Daylight Savings Time. I think we're the only place that stays constant all year round.

I also think that the reason we don't switch our clocks is because everyone's a wee bit slow in the noggin' and all that time-changing is dern confusing!

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Along with Arizona and Hawaii

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I keep meaning to change this thingy.

your mum breaks into peoples houses and drinks there george forman fat, to feed her habit.

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AngryAmerican wrote:

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Along with Arizona and Hawaii

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Also Ohio, I think.

Indiana didn't when I lived there. I think they do now.

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attitudechicka wrote:

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Indiana didn't when I lived there. I think they do now.

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Parts of Indiana do and some don't. From my understanding the Northwest  has day lights saving and all the hill billy's don't.

I guess they all do since 06. Who knew?

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not_Scyess wrote:

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AngryAmerican wrote:

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Along with Arizona and Hawaii

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Also Ohio, I think.

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I wish. It exists here to give the Halloween douchebags an extra hour to hone their douchiness.

i think Arizona is the only whole state that doesn't do it, though there's counties in other states that don't. i just moved from Arizona to Florida and i was kind of ****ed i had to roll the clocks back recently. i could have used the extra sunlight since it's against cult doctrine to get up before noon

Holla Akbar

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It's hard to believe but these brothers make tap dancing look cool. And make the retards on those dance shows look like cripples.

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I need 50 dollars worth of circus tickets

That's pretty damned awesome.  And it's got Cab Calloway and his band to boot.

I would've liked to've seen that live.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I just read a tv news report that included the phrase "in the classic, "Zoolander"..."

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While driving down the freeway last night, I observed that my hood seemed to be bouncing a little too much. "Hmm," I thought to myself, "I wonder if that hood is about to pop open and slam into my windshield while I'm driving at about 55 mph with motorcycles on the left of me and cars on the right of me?"

Well, actually, I managed to think, "Hmm, I wonder if that hood..." before that's exactly what it did.

The whatdoyoucallit that goes into the latch had lost both its screws. The whatdoyoucallit was still latched firmly into the latch. It just came completely free of the hood.

It didn't break the windshield at all, though. It just scared my friend talking on the phone half to death. I managed to slow down and get over the shoulder without further incident. Gadzooks.

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boloboffin wrote:

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While driving down the freeway last night, I observed that my hood seemed to be bouncing a little too much. "Hmm," I thought to myself, "I wonder if that hood is about to pop open and slam into my windshield while I'm driving at about 55 mph with motorcycles on the left of me and cars on the right of me?"

Well, actually, I managed to think, "Hmm, I wonder if that hood..." before that's exactly what it did.

The whatdoyoucallit that goes into the latch had lost both its screws. The whatdoyoucallit was still latched firmly into the latch. It just came completely free of the hood.

It didn't break the windshield at all, though. It just scared my friend talking on the phone half to death. I managed to slow down and get over the shoulder without further incident. Gadzooks.

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Sounds like a good heart attack experience.  Glad you're okay!  ^_^

That's the kind of thing that makes you all "Wow!" at first, and then you stop and think about it and you're like, "Whoa."

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My wife and I woke up at 2:15 am to the sound (and sight) of a brown bat swooping around in our room, just inches from our faces.  He finally landed on a blanket (and ****ed on it, the little *******) where we trapped him in a garbage can, then took him out front to fly away.

Now I'm tired.

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you ****ing pervert, wife swapping with a bat, ****ing ****.

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