Freeze punks! SCPD!

I've got a new job working for the police, so I will be able to dig up details of Kajun's criminal record. To celebrate this, I want you all to make comics about the thin blue line itself, those lovable cops.

Rules are:

Make a comic about the police!
Make it funny!
Don't do drugs!

Also, just to switch things about a bit, I'd rather not see any series, single strips only please. Although obviously you can enter as many times as you want.

I did this in less then a minute, it's quite awful. Sorry.

[Click to view comic: 'People?']

[Click to view comic: 'My Favorite Mutiny']
[Click to view comic: 'My Favorite Mutiny 2']
[Click to view comic: 'My Favorite Mutiny 3']
[Click to view comic: 'My Favorite Mutiny 4']
[Click to view comic: 'My Favorite Mutiny 5']

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remind me to do a Chef only comic competition if I win this. That way there is only ONE character who is a chef. Having two gives us to many possibilities. There is this guy and the bobbie. I got confused.

[Click to view comic: 'The new centurions']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 319: SQUIRT SQUAD!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 319: ODD SQUAD!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 319: GOD SQUAD!']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Scofflaw VI']

[Click to view comic: 'CC:319 - Ten. Five? Seven. SOLD!']

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Poo perhaps?

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1041']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1042']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1043']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1044']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1045']

[Click to view comic: '.OINK.']

[Click to view comic: 'pedo']

[Click to view comic: 'paki']

[Click to view comic: 'shrooms']

[Click to view comic: 'plant']

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I apologize for making a series, but i had too
[Click to view comic: 'Coppermon #1']
[Click to view comic: 'Coppermon #2']
[Click to view comic: 'Coppermon #3']
[Click to view comic: 'Coppermon #4']

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1048']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Heavy Mental']

Here's one I made called "Coppy Cut Ups"

[Click to view comic: 'Coppy Cut Ups']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Axe Blades Don't Make Good Tampons']

[Click to view comic: 'CC319 : Your Change']
[Click to view comic: 'CC319 : Mama']

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