After winning CC72, I let the experience go to my head. I hereby declare myself Emperor and declare war on Old Dime Box, Texas.
The following competition will relatively simple:
 Use one of the characters from the forumusers category.
 Use as a plot point some form of dysfunctional behavior, the type that could get you on Jerry Springer.
 In at least one place in the dialogue, slip in the title of a song. The more seamless the better. And the more often the better as well.
Have fun. I'll close the competition on thursday midnight.
By Imperial decree, it is so.
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."