I haven't masturbated in 5 weeks and 5 days and counting just to see how long I can go without it before I die

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I haven't masturbated in a week, but I'm getting laid.

It's seven weeks before your balls rupture. That's a scientific fact.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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What others say about boorite!

I haven't masturbated in at least seven hours. Partly it's because the cable went out, but mostly it's just pure willpower.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I admire your courage.

hello

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What others say about boorite!

i still don't know what the fuck wittycomics are

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Lewl.

It's like stripcreator comics if stripcreator was total shit.

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I got banned from their forums, for telling them they sucked.

I'M HARDCORE!

yeah.....

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I want to get banned from a forum.

Oh wait, I already did. Woohoo!!

I said alot of awful things on the Witty comics forums and it's not like all my comments got deleted and my account got banned.

Oh wait, that's exactly what it was like.

are u from witty comics
anyone?

How cool would it be if there was a holiday named after fire_dey? It could be called ShutTheFuckUpDay, or something similar. Thoughts?

Hi.

hi

high

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Should we talk about the government?

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I has a flavor!

hi, hi hi, hi

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What others say about boorite!

Google says this thread is a Booger Sandwich.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

quote:

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Google says this thread is a Booger Sandwich.

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John L. Sullivan the boxer?

John L. Sullivan the boxer?

No, a dude with a big cowboy hat and a white mustache who needs to sell used and new trucks and suvs so he could pay alimony to his seven ex wives.

That is only a fragment but it's the only pic of the guy I can find. He's well known for having shitty customer service at his dealerships and a staff that can and will shaft you on new/used/sellback prices.

Ernest used to be in his commercials back in the day.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old