Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual
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I'm not normally a concert goer, but I recently saw three little-known bands a new venue in town. Here are my throughts on the subject: - The quality of a band is inversely proportional to the number of guitar players in that band. YOU DO NOT NEED THREE GUITAR PLAYERS AND A BASSIST! EXTRA GUITAR PLAYERS, GO FORM YOUR OWN GODDAMN BAND.
- Drummers have very nice arm muscle definition. BUT YOUR CHEST IS HAIRY AND YOUR GUT IS PROMINENT. PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT!
- I don't know how people can stand to listen to three sets played at 150 dB. I understand that you want to be heard over the drunken plebes, but I would also like to not go any deafer than I already am.
- 70's classic rock was great, but it's over now. STOP WRITING SONGS THAT SOUND JUST LIKE IT. YOU MISSED THE BOAT AND WILL NEVER BE LED ZEPPLIN!
- As much as I hate choking on cigarette smoke, I have to say that statewide bans are dumb, and if you don't want to choke on cigarette smoke, STAY THE FUCK HOME. (I usually do).
That is all.
--- "Old" is the old new.
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