Instead of browsing through all the past contests I've missed to make sure I'm not duplicating anything, I'll just go with an idea I'm fairly sure has never been done before. I use my initials for my username, and I sometimes make it stand for other things in my signature. So here are the rules of this contest.

1) Write about something whose acronym is FPD. It may be anything except someone with the initials FPD. It could be a police department, a personality disorder, or even a Greek organization called Phi Pi Delta. Use your imagination.

2) No old strips.

3) Series and multiple entries are allowed.

Judging should be in about a week.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'FPD']
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[Click to view comic: 'FPD']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'FPD']
[Click to view comic: '"Ferality"?']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'FPD']

FDP=FUCKING PENIS DRAWER

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e301/mattmallone/p1.gif[/IMG]

FDP=FUCKING PENIS DRAWER

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e301/mattmallone/p2.gif[/IMG]

FDP = FUCKING PENIS DRAWER

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e301/mattmallone/p3.gif[/IMG]

Since I didn't provide an example earlier, I'll provide one now. If you have questions about the contest, you can pm me, since I am going to avoid reading the comics until it is time to judge.

[Click to view comic: 'The Fat People Diet']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

FPD = FUCKING PENIS DRAWER

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e301/mattmallone/p4.gif[/IMG]

Hey mattmallone... Your photoshop alterations are funnier than shit! I couldn't stop laffing! Please, teach me how you did that!

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Fucking Pretty Dumb']

[Click to view comic: 'The FPD: Making A Difference']
[Click to view comic: 'The FPD: Making a Difference']
[Click to view comic: 'The FPD: Making a Difference']
[Click to view comic: 'The FPD: Making a Difference']
[Click to view comic: 'FPD']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'FPD']

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Kill Whitey.

FPD = FUCKING PENIS DRAWER

[IMG]http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd3/44277/penn009.gif[/IMG]

what's with the spam?

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 329: FPDeed']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 329: FPDid']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

wow. that's not spam, its a giant dick burrowing its way in and out of my body.
i always get those two mixed up.

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Kill Whitey.

FPD = FUCKING PENIS DRAWER

[IMG]http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd3/44277/penn009.gif[/IMG]

haha, you have a penis worm going through your body, what are the chances of that happening!!!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'Evil Petting Zoo']

[Click to view comic: 'Dino Art']

[Click to view comic: 'Furry-Porn Director']

[Click to view comic: 'FPD: God is pissed.. but standing or sitting?']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - That Pink Donkey Is FUNNY!']

[Click to view comic: 'CC329: fpd's perfect date']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'CC 329: Grant Larson, Future Salesman 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 329: Grant Larson, Future Salesman 2']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 329']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'll give this contest a little longer. In the meantime, here's another one I did.

[Click to view comic: 'Free Pedophile Daycare']

Note that this one breaks the rule against being about someone with the initials FPD. Bonus points, as if, ha ha, the contest is judged on the basis of points, for making some sense of this contest's enigmatic title.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.