MY SHAMEFUL PAUL REVERE ANECDOTES
I once cut a fart so incredibly rank that it travelled back in time and knocked Paul Revere off his horse.
I once travelled back in time to the Revolutionary War, and when Paul Revere came riding by shouting "The British are coming! The British are coming!" I yelled back, "Then tell 'em to stop jackin' off!!! LOL!!!!1!"
I once met a person who proudly claimed to be a direct descendant of Paul Revere, and I said, "Wow! So, are you a huge fucking fag, too?"
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.