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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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This one had to happen sometime.

Skeet Shooting takes an Unusual Twist by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
10-27-01
RARR. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU
PULL!
*!Whoosh!*
WTF?
*!BANG!*
RAARR. TOBOR IS BULLETPROOF. SHOTGUN WILL CORNHOLE YOU WHEN TOBOR LANDS.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

10-27-01 3:16pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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This one had to happen sometime.

Skeet Shooting takes an Unusual Twist by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
10-27-01
RARR. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU
PULL!
*!Whoosh!*
WTF?
*!BANG!*
RAARR. TOBOR IS BULLETPROOF. SHOTGUN WILL CORNHOLE YOU WHEN TOBOR LANDS.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

10-27-01 3:17pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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More than Skeets the Eye by Drexle
10-27-01
Pull!
(*Whoooosh!*)
KER-TRANS-FORM
Decepticons!
That's right, redneck! Now get to work over there at the powerplant before I skeet shoot you!

I couldn't help myself, kramer_vs_kramer.

10-27-01 4:00pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Shoot Skeeting by BigEvilDan
10-27-01
Pull!
Okay, zap it!
(*ZAP*) The reconstitution ray works! Excellent!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-27-01 4:22pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Female Fantasy -- Part Two by timxcampbell
1-09-01
Why is it that every guy I go out with turns out to be a loser?
I'm soOOooo (burrrp) drunk.
Abracadabra, Thingamawidget ... Give me a man, who isn't an idiot!
Where are my car keys?
~ swoon ~
Lance Studdly, at your service, ma'am.
CC 75: Female Fantasy -- Part 3 by BigEvilDan
10-27-01
Wow, I wished for a man who isn't an idiot, and you suddenly appeared.
That's right, ma'am.
So, where are we going for our first date?
Me, date you? Look lady, I'm not an idiot.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-27-01 4:42pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Shoot off every 'skeet'!! by evil_d
10-27-01
How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us.
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
What you say!!
(*BANG!!!*)

I guess these are all CC entries. Especially if they help me win.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

10-27-01 6:16pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Well I know that my "More than skeets the eye" is an entry, since it's of taking off of kramer_vs_kramer's decepticons comics.

10-27-01 6:22pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Isn't that the name of a redneck porno?

10-27-01 6:31pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Big Game Skeet Shooting by BigEvilDan
10-27-01
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
Moh!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-27-01 8:05pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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A Profile in Courage by ObiJo
10-27-01
Hey, Rog. Did you see my cat wander over...oh! There's my wittle wuvvy duvvy. Did pooddin woodin get wost?
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
Body shield!
(*BANG!!!*)

Young Love by ObiJo
10-27-01
How's it hanging, pops? Your daughter around? Me and her have a date with destiny. If you call the backseat of my Citation destiny. Hey, let me ask you...
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
...does she like it in the...
(*BANG!!!*)

Fish. Now stop interrupting. by ObiJo
10-27-01
Hey, Dad? What's for dinner?
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
Gobble?
(*BANG!!!*)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

10-27-01 9:07pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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A Sequel To Almost Every Comic On Stripcreator by BigEvilDan
10-27-01
Shit, the rotor turbines in every 'zig' are overloading. This is worse than that time I rounded up that anti-cornholing posse.
Blast, now Captain Plowass will be able to find us. I should launch you into the air and shoot you, but I need you to shut Tobor down.
RARR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU LIKE MARY WORTH!!! DO YOU WANT SOME MOH? TOBOR GIVE YOU SOME MOH!!!!
I believe the you mean to ask "Do you want some more?". I'd point out your other grammatical errors, but I have to go point out continuity errors in the "Why did the chicken cross the road" film.
Most of the strips on this site don't have a coherent punchline...
...so why should we let this comic have one?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-27-01 9:27pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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No Moh... for the love of god, no Moh. by Drexle
10-27-01
Daddy, I hate these stripcreator cliches!
Pull!
(*Whoooosh!*)
Moh?
Aren't you gonna shoot it, daddy?
(*SMASH!!!!*)

I never understood what the fuck was up with Moh.

10-27-01 9:46pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Now I'm just being silly.

A Sequel To Stripcreator by BigEvilDan
10-27-01
Well, Stripcreator was a big success. What's your next project?
Strippercreator. It's like those sim games, but you work in the porn industry.
That's either the best or the worst idea I've ever heard.
Thanks. I try my best.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-27-01 9:53pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I would say at first that it's the best idea, but then again, I can't help but think of all the butt ugly strippers that people will make for laughs.

Of course, it would be fun to give the stripers a stat screen... you know, reasons for stripping; whether they enjoy it; drug addictions of choice...

10-27-01 10:10pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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My Relationship Paranoia Pt. 4: The True Story Ending by descolada99
5-10-01
So.. you're saying you have feelings for me, but you need to be alone. Right?
Yes. Exactly. I never meant to hurt you. I just don't think I'm ready for a deep relationship yet.
Must fight urge to assume she means she wants shallow sex/make out sessions with anyone except me.
What?
So I've got a chance, right? If I just stick around long enough, groveling for your affection until you "find yourself"?
Gotcha!

My Relationship Paranoia Pt. 5: When Life Hands You Lemons by israphael
10-28-01
So let me see if I got this right. While I am sitting at home broken hearted and hoping you'll return to me some day, you will be going out with other men.
And I will be reduced to jealously obsessing on how these men are holding you... touching you... and making love to you.
Yeah, pretty much.
One question.... Can I watch?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

10-28-01 12:13am (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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A Sequel To Stripcreator by BigEvilDan
10-27-01
Well, Stripcreator was a big success. What's your next project?
Strippercreator. It's like those sim games, but you work in the porn industry.
That's either the best or the worst idea I've ever heard.
Thanks. I try my best.

Strip, Sand, and Finish! by itsclark
10-28-01
Whatcha playing?
Stripper Creator, from the maker of stripcreator.com! Its like the Sims, but way edgier.
I see you've converted that old warehouse into a seedy topless dive. Here comes one of your dancers! She sure has some wild moves.
Oh, she just needs her fix. There! She's ready for work.
Hmm... she doesn't exactly seem to be "raking it in."
The clientele passed out. Time to raise beer prices!

(Not an entry.)

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

10-28-01 8:03am (new)
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I_am_the_Sunday_Time
Stripcreator Newbie

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One day, while out skeet shooting:

Skeet.exe by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-28-01
Hey, over to the right! Windows logo!
I see it.
About time. What's with 'zap'? Usually it's 'splat' or 'boom'.
My shotgun's running XP.

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-- Would the last person to leave please kill me?

10-28-01 8:35am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Some payback for Drexle:

With vodka in her veins by kramer_vs_kramer
10-28-01
Pull!
(*Whoooosh!*)
I DO NOT SUCK DICK!
If you did, you wouldn't be up there.

10-28-01 9:19am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I'm here, I'm judging, I'm... having difficulty picking a winner...

Damn, ObiJo's initial run of skeet shooting strips gave me abdominal pains...

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10-28-01 9:23am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Okay, my two favourites to win this one were ObiJo and Big Evil Dan, BUT... well, both of them have run contests fairly recently, so I am going for a dark horse as the winner...

True story - sort of by Spankling
6-20-01
Hello little girl. What's your name?
That dog is wearing underpants!
He he. Actually I'm a performer. This is my costume. I'm also standing on a ball. Do you think you could...
That dog is wearing underpants!
SHUT UP!
That dog is wearing underpants!
True Story... Sort of 2: Still Wearing Underpants by attitudechicka
10-23-01
Isn't that that girl from a few years back? Seems she's grown up a bit...
Hello there. Do you remember me?
That dog is wearing underpants!
Apparently so...

Attitudechicka wins, with a special mention to Spankling for providing the original.

Have fun, chicka. :)

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10-28-01 9:35am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Here she comes again by kramer_vs_kramer
10-28-01
Pull!
*!Whoosh!*
Wheee!

10-28-01 9:45am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

Member Rated:

Damn you, monster! I have a cool idea for a contest if the stars ever align right.

But it's probably for the best. If you would have picked me, I wouldn't have felt right about doing this:

Life is Like a Box of Pidgeons by ObiJo
10-28-01
We'll shoot at the same time, okay Dan?
You got it, Obi. Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
Macarooni, Top Roomen, Burgeroos, Burrootos, Roost Beef, Prootzels, Brooded Shroomp, Butterood Shroomp, Shroomp Scampi...
(*BANG!!!*)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

10-28-01 12:28pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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dammit, late again! but here is what my entry would have been...
Allah Tha Ladiez by lemur68
9-29-01
"The hijackers believed they would then reach Paradise, where they would be doted on by 70 virgins."
Yet another example of the paradoxes within the great world religions....
...because how could it be considered Paradise...
...if the chicks there don't even put out?

Allah Tha Ladiez, Part 2 by lara7
10-28-01
September 11, 2001 - Afternoon
The good news is, you were right about the servile nature of virgins in the afterlife.
The bad news is, we have a different way of defining "virgin" down here....
RAAR!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

10-28-01 3:13pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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dammit, late again! but here is what my entry would have been...
Allah Tha Ladiez by lemur68
9-29-01
"The hijackers believed they would then reach Paradise, where they would be doted on by 70 virgins."
Yet another example of the paradoxes within the great world religions....
...because how could it be considered Paradise...
...if the chicks there don't even put out?

Allah Tha Ladiez, Part 2 by lara7
10-28-01
September 11, 2001 - Afternoon
The good news is, you were right about the servile nature of virgins in the afterlife.
The bad news is, we have a different way of defining "virgin" down here....
RAAR!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

10-28-01 3:17pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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That comic was much better the second time.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-28-01 4:17pm (new)
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