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Cheer up! As I read recently, "when life gives you terrorists, make terramiso!"

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tiramisu?

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Freestyle Wrestling
A Three Toed Sloth.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Fish slapping and the amazing Bunny Glamazon.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Athletic event: Dwarf-throwing

Wild animal: Orca

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Also, I might shelve the 24-hours-to-make-suggestions thing and just go ahead and arbitrarily make my match rules decision when there are a sufficient number of suggestions.

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Since you're really the one making the decision anyway, you should probably just let the suggestions go on as long as it takes for you to be satisfied that you have one you want.

Clive Anderson never lets that go one for more than 6 or 7 seconds. 24 hours is entirely too much time.

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OK, and now Round #1, Match #1:

fuzzyman vs. kramer_vs_kramer

For this match, you need to combine the following two elements:

[list]
[*]dwarf-throwing
[*]rhesus monkeys
[/list]

Voting can commence after both entries have been posted. I won't stick to the 24-hour limit on this one since I won't be around until Monday.

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Meanwhile, let's also get started with the rules for match #2...

Round #1, Match #2:

ladyjdotnet vs. crabby

For this match, I need:

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[*]a famous French person, living or dead
[*]an undesirable job
[/list]

Audience?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Cyrano de Bergerac, kamikaze pilot

Round #1, Match #2: Toulouse Lautrec and dung flinger

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Famous French person: Marcel Marceau
Undesirable Job: Mime

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This is not my empire.

If I think of something better later on I'll kick myself... but here goes!
[Click to view comic: 'Groan']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wait, I change my vote to this.

Fuzzyman - good job!

Cro-Magnon Man,
First Lady of Afghanistan

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You know, I wonder about your brain... you make these intellectual leaps that, when I read them I think, "Why didn't that occur to me?" I get the reference, and I have certainly read enough, but my brain doesn't put two and two together like yours does. Rather frustrating. I wonder if too much aspartame is affecting my brain, or if I'm just not as smart as I wish I were.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Napoleon Bonaparte and Elephant Sperm Collector

You don't know me, but:

French person: Jean Baudrillard
Job: Working with Jakob Nielsen

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-- Would the last person to leave please kill me?

Marquis de Sade (Spankling character just waiting to happen)

Assistant Janitor

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Jean Luc Picard
Red-shirted ensign.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Jean Paul Sartre
crack-whore

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I switch my allegiance to this.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

hercule poirot and jizz mopper

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Jacques Cousteau
AOL helpdesk technician

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

May i be the first pednatic smirking fuck yto point out thet Hercule Poirot is BELGIAN.

Oh

and i nominate

John Paul Gaultier
And
Professional Gorilla Felcher.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Did I ever tell you guys that I almost had that job?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup 6.1 - People say we monkey around']

French: Toulouse Latrec
Job: Gynaecologist

ARGH!

I so wanted to vote for the Fuzzmeister for his Dwarf throwing alley gag , but with his "M Kahn is Bent" in joke , my vote goes to

KRAMER_VS_KRAMER

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"