Toy: Greased Cat
Job title: Assistant Minister to the Deputy of Homeland Security

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sex Toy: Hand-held massaging showerhead

Job title: Headmaster over the inspection of donkey excretia

sex toy: Jackhammer Jesus

Job title: Director of Redundancy Director

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

sex toy: Inflatable Ladyj (or insert your favorite forumusers character here (and here))
job title: Assistant to the Assistant Deputy in Charge of Assistants

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Heading up the Department of Redundancy Department, no doubt.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

a sexual accessory/toy
Trophy Wife

a bureaucrat-type job title
Internet Content Manager

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

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a sexual accessory/toy
Trophy Wife

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Gets my vote.

A bureaucratic job title: secretary of pink donkey wrangling

You know, I wonder about your brain... you make these intellectual leaps that, when I read them I think, "Why didn't that occur to me?" I get the reference, and I have certainly read enough, but my brain doesn't put two and two together like yours does. Rather frustrating. I wonder if too much aspartame is affecting my brain, or if I'm just not as smart as I wish I were.

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Well, I was just trying to be cute ... started with Jean-Luc Picard, and worried that the fictional and/or yet to be unborn might be off-limits. So my mind wandered to old-time French instead, and only Dr. Pedantic saved me at the last moment from ggoing Neanderthal.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Annoying Celebrity: Jimmy Carter

Strange Hobby: lking Kaufman

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And here I thought you meant to say, "liking Kaufman"

Whatever. :-)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Anal-Intruder (Tm)

Assistant Director for Ensuring that Nothing is Unable to Avoid Getting Accomplished

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The suggestions so far are making me wince.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Was that "liking kaufman" or "licking kaufman"?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'Cup 6 - He's already put all the vineyards out of business']

While researching, I discovered that there is actually a movie called The Second Greatest Story Ever Told.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

umm... you researched? nerd.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'Cup 6.1: The Greatest Story Never Told']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

habnem by a hair.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Im struggling to vote for the power newbie , but i just cant do it.

Its gotta be , Evil_D

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Are people going to be calling habnemmenbah a "power newbie" for the rest of his life?

habnem is less of a newbie than you are, KKP.

evil_d. He managed to make it funny even though I was in it. Quite a feat.

MENBAH!

Vote: evil_d
Sexual accessory/toy: Tobor Action Figure
Bureaucrat-type job title: President of Factual Exactnation
Useless list item: This

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Hardest Decision Ever Made

evil_d

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Vote: evil_d
Sexual accessory/toy: evil_d
Bureaucrat-type job title: D of Evil

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tough choice, but after much consideration I am casting my vote in favour of evil_d.

Oh, and for the next match...

Topic 1 - Something very easy
Topic 2 - Something even easier

Fair enough?

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Habnem