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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Why are you assholes ALWAYS on your cell phones? What in Hell's septic tank could you possibly be yammering about all the fucking time? Do you really need to blow your every slightest so-called thought into the broadcast spectrum for some distant lucky person to hear? Is that piece of shit glued to your slack and gaping face or what? Don't you ever wonder what it's like to be away from the phone right now? That's right! I'm away from the phone! Right now! Leave a message! Fuck you!

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9-22-06 1:11pm (new)
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ftc
Stripcreator's Big Boss

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They are just hardcore Matrix fans constantly trying to jack in. I'm the opposite though. You'd like me, boo. I'm constantly jacking off.

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Poo perhaps?

9-22-06 1:29pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/WhatShouldIBuy.jpg[/IMG]

Look at this vapid yuppie bitch blabbing the contents of a fucking wine label to her boyfriend who is undoubtedly so bored he's about to pour himself a glass of Drano instead.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/28925127_7ff7b3faa9_m.jpg[/IMG]

YEAH, I'M IN SOME KINDA FUCKING MUSEUM! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD! SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE, YOU SELF-OBSESSED DIPSHIT!

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/stockholm-cell-phone-woman-25.jpg[/IMG]

Could you speak up? I seem to have wandered into the middle of fucking traffic!

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/story.jpg[/IMG]

Why don't you both hang up the phone and flirt with each other, you Darwinian dead ends?

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/cellphones.jpg[/IMG]

Holy shit, these guys look important!

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9-22-06 1:35pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Let me read between the lines here...

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9-22-06 1:37pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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i will never own one of those infernal devices, dagnabbit!

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9-22-06 2:11pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I hate all phones.

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9-22-06 2:41pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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After I dropped boorite off at work today, I almost hit a moron on a bicycle who popped out of nowhere. She was talking on her cell phone and proceeded to pedal across the intersection so slowly she was swerving in and out of it. I guess she decided that those white lines projected some sort of force field that would protect her frail body from a few tons of metal barrelling down at her.

9-22-06 3:03pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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I lika the new hands-free cellphones. Now, whenever I yammer to myself in public, people just assume I'm on a cellphone. Ha ha! I'm not crazy, just a rudeass sumbitch, right? You tuned me out and now I got your wallet! I always wanted to go to Tahiti and your credit cards are paying for it! I love Americans!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

9-22-06 3:20pm (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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My wife and I say we'd never let a kid have one, if we had a kid, but we wonder how it will be in the future. Like, in ten years maybe they'll just be built into their fucking backpacks or something, and there'll be nothing you can do about it. Anyone here got kids and having to deal with this shit now?

9-22-06 3:20pm (new)
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The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

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I have million of potential kids, none of which live long enough to own a mobile phone

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9-22-06 3:33pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Instead they die on the bathroom mirror.

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9-22-06 3:49pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Why are you assholes always on the internet? Is your every thought so important that it needs to wend its way into the homes of complete strangers throughout the English-speaking world? You self-important fuck-faces. Get away from that computer and read a book.

Come to think of it, why are you fuckers always reading books? Is some dickhead author's every thought so important that it needs to be stamped on the corpses of dead trees and... ect., ect.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

9-22-06 3:50pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Yes.

9-22-06 4:07pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yeah? Well you don't see me wandering around Safeway with the fucking internet stapled to my face making some poor remote fucker plus everyone in earshot listen to me babble at the top of my oxygen-wasting lungs about the price of Cheese-Nips, you fucking cement brain.

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9-22-06 4:22pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Yes, I do. I see you doing that all the time. Maybe not in Safeway. And maybe you're not really wandering around. And maybe you're not actually babbling at the top of your lungs. And maybe I don't actually see you, and there's nobody in earshot. And maybe there aren't any Cheese-nips involved, and nothing is stapled to your face. But still...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

9-22-06 4:36pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/corrected.jpg[/IMG]

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9-22-06 4:50pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Truely I am the master-debater.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

9-22-06 4:57pm (new)
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The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

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I stand errected

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9-22-06 5:20pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-22-06 5:23pm (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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Point taken. No more attempts at serious discussion.

9-22-06 5:31pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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What makes you say that, Mr. Wank Stain?

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9-22-06 5:38pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Truely I am the masterbater.


Yes, that was the joke I was going for. Thank you.

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9-22-06 6:55pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Let your kid have a cell-phone already, you big meanie. Do you want them to grow up to lack valuable button-pushing skills? How do you expect them to make a living?

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9-22-06 7:55pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Shove a cell phone down your kid's throat. Stomp on your kid. Tell your kid an eternity in Hell is waiting for him/her.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-22-06 8:49pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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The tumor in my brain sends a shout out to verizon mobile. Thanks, buddies!

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9-22-06 10:27pm (new)
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