Halloween is coming up. The US elections are coming up. That can only mean one thing:

The theme of this contest is bachelor parties. Specifically, bachelor party concepts that do not involve strippers, since my lame-ass friend who is having one this weekend refuses to have one. So now you can't use or even refer to strippers in your bachelor party comics.

Bachelorette parties are also acceptable.

For bonus points:
Every dialog or narration box must contain at least one word with more than three syllables.

Caveats:
Old comics are fine, but don't flood the contest.
Photoshopped entries are encouraged but won't win.
Stripcreator in-jokes are not encouraged; they also won't win.
Comics involving poor spelling and grammar or internet abbreviations won't win.

Judging sometime before I die.

GO!

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'Shroomy Bachelor Party']

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

[Click to view comic: 'cake humour']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Little-too-Literal Red']
[Click to view comic: 'Trouble a booin' in the boo-ivy household']

[Click to view comic: 'A couple goes to friend's bachelor/bachelorette parties']

[Click to view comic: 'New comic 2: The comeback']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1322']

I was going to put words in the empty narration box, but doing so would ruin the impact of the punchline. Someone suggested I just put "buttsex" in there to get bonus points, but I refuse to stoop to that level of humor.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 335: We run with the cool people']

I lied.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 335: My goodness...']

[Click to view comic: 'Syllables']" />

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Shovel Ready

[Click to view comic: 'CC 335. B'nai-chelor Party 1']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 335. B'nai-chelor Party 2']

Yes, I'm aware of the irony of using the priest character as a stand-in Rabbi.

[Click to view comic: 'cc:335 Happy birthday']" />

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I'm back bitches

[Click to view comic: 'CC 335: Relax']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

every saturday night we get anywhere from 12 to 25 bachelor parties at the club where i work. they all think they're special as if they're the only bachelor party in northern ohio. they suck. they don't tip, and they're generally a bunch of fucking miserable shitheads.
the only bright spot to them is that the floor hosts and managers pick which idiot is going to get thrown out first and place bets. it passes the time.

[Click to view comic: 'bachelor parties suck']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'If Charlie Brown Were Gay']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

And The World's Greatest Comic Strip Set (TM) continues.

[Click to view comic: 'CC335: At Mr. Furshlugginer's Bachelor Party']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 335: Why you should always hire strippers']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1325']

I guess this breaks the rules;

[Click to view comic: 'cc335: Scraping the barrel']

[Click to view comic: 'strippers not stripers!']
[Click to view comic: 'strippers not stripers!2']
[Click to view comic: 'strippers not stripers!3']

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Don't take life to sieriously, you won't get apple pie.

oops, didn't want that last to be three panels, oh well fuck it.

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Don't take life to sieriously, you won't get apple pie.

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - You know you're at a shitty bachelor party when...']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 335: Location, Location, Location']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC335: Lothario']

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Dad was flammable

Okay, it's over. Thanks to all you whiny bitches for not being whiny bitches about my untimely judging of this contest.

And the results:

A special shout-out to Ivy for acknowledging that no body fluids are allowed to be exchanged in my car. Even now that she's married.

I really liked the following two comics a lot. A bronze medal tie to

[Click to view comic: 'A couple goes to friend's bachelor/bachelorette parties']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 335: Relax']

It was really hard to choose between the next two. If they could've both won, I would've given it to both. But in the end, I had to give the silver to

[Click to view comic: 'Syllables']

with a special note at his (failed) attempt at the bonus points. But the gold medal, and the dubious honor of having to run CC 336, goes to v for this gem, and the use of the word "hurrah":

[Click to view comic: 'CC 335: My goodness...']

Take it away! Far, far away!

To collect your medals, PM your social security and bank account information to me and leave the country for a few weeks.

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"Old" is the old new.