I can see

I CAN SEE!!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Always and forever.

There are two kinds of people who try to be funny.

People who are just your basic, clueless attention whores and think any vehicle they ride and offers them attention, positive or no, makes them a fucking legend - and people who have something to say and find humour as a useful vehicle.

This website offered a greatly useful vehicle for the cats in group 2.

The forums offer a vehicle for the people in group 1.

Most of the people who just came here to be funny have fucked off and have done so to not have to wade through the dogshit that comprises group 1.

Boo and Ivy met, fell in love and got married.  This place helped make that happen.

God forbid anybody should be truly funny and find happiness and a life together and leave the trolling wankers out of it.

This is going to keep happening until the aggregate of funneh, here, reaches the lowest common denominator and it's just one more sewer with a posturing set of mods who dismiss, out of hand, the idea that they are not holding the pistol grip on the coolest shit on the internet and the trolls have to troll each other.

It's not even that it's sad.

It's just blitheringly, piss-your-pants boring.

Take care, Boo and Ivy.

You're good friends.

Meet me in Cleveland for some decent curry, somtime.

Lates.

the bunny

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

quote:

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It's not even that it's sad.

It's just blitheringly, piss-your-pants boring.

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in other words, GET A FUCKING BEAR SUIT.

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Kill Whitey.

My favorite memories of Bunner are when Boorite, Ivy and I would stay up late making fun of him for how lame he truly is on #stripcreator chat, but I'm way to busy with my career at this point to worry about a pissant like him.  Until he sells 564,657,123 albums he can go fuck himself.

/me nods

: (

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

internets is serious business.

ivy isn't the only one donating on behalf of new people. martyrdom is for suckers and whores, yo.

love you, boorizzle.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Cram it.  He came back already.  As they usually do.

"Leaving forever" is what strippers do when they need attetion... like getting on the Tonight Show before your book comes out.  Only with nicer furniture and much, much more pathos.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyessi don't think he said he was leaving forever. i think he said this: "This is goodbye, at least for now."

and saying goodbye when you leave a place and people you like isn't a bad thing. you just think it is to make sense of your family throwing a turkey leg outside every thanksgiving and then locking the door and turning off the lights when you go for it

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

Oh, good. It wasn't just me.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Wait, don't go.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The only thing more fun than bitching about something that happened over two months ago is bitching about something that didn't happen over two months ago.

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What others say about boorite!

thats hilarious?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

not_Scyess

"Cram it". Good one.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.