Crabby is so unoriginal.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CC 76: Yes, I think it does. by Drexle 11-01-01

Does life ever make you ever feel like you're trapped in a box?

He he he.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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He he he.

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cc76: "Scarface" in three panels by lara7 11-01-01

Stay away from my cocaine, you mother fuckers!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

CC76: An Olde-Tyme Humor-Strippe In Glorious Mono-Chrome by lemur68 11-01-01

So this Friday last, myself and the great Honus Wagner, he of the gentle-man's sport of Base-ball, away to the tavern to partake of a fine pilsener.... and we are regaling with jests about the Negro and the Irishman, and tales of dalliances with women of loose virtue.... when a hap-less interloper interrupts to say that our jests smelt of the diarrhoea of one thousand Chinee with the malaria, infused with that of a thousand African bushmen with the tse-tse disease. Not one to suffer a jape at my expense, Honus and I proceed to taunt the poor lad with allegations of being a homo-sexual and a pederast. He then attempts to engage us in a bout of fisticuffs. How-ever, he is undone when Honus delivers a finishing blow with his brick-bat, dis-patching our would-be pugilist with a well-placed strike betwixt the ocular membranes. Defeated, he shouts a vulgar epithet in our direction before shambling to the in-firmary with a cleft brain-pan.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Lol, I should have posted the pre-Samhain picture, with me along with my other black metal friends.
I'm evil, but I'm not going to just take the ribbons down dammit. :P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CC 76: I'm tired. by Drexle 11-02-01

I'm telling you, Phillip... it's like we're in some bad comic strip where the author has just totally run out of ideas. Riiiight... you've been ODing on your meds, haven't you? I'm telling you, Phillip... it's like we're in some bad comic strip where the author has just totally run out of ideas. Riiiight... you've been ODing on your meds, haven't you? I'm telling you, Phillip... it's like we're in some bad comic strip where the author has just totally run out of ideas. Oh, shut up.

I regret this one already.

Comic Contest 76 - Name those tunes by evil_d 11-02-01

Help us! Save us! Take us away! Kill all de white people! Den we'll be free!

50 points for style go to whoever can name the sources of the lyrics in this strip.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 76: Bright Idea by BigEvilDan 11-02-01

Ha, ha. You can't see me! Yeah, well now you can't see me! I'm so glad we found the brightness and contrast knobs for this comic.

CC 76: Loophole by BigEvilDan 11-02-01

Look! I can use colour and I'm not even breaking the rules!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 76: Two Chickens Walk Into a Bar... by BigEvilDan 11-02-01

So you're sure this bar serves animals? Positive. I asked the bartender myself. I think I'll have a chicken sandwich. Excellent choice. They're half price today.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I Know the Answers, Although they Don't Exist by DragonXero 11-02-01

As the color fades from our lives, we are left with only black and white. True and false, alive and dead. And then we remember that even the spectrum has a beginning, and an end. But even black and white can make grey. So, perhaps the colors can stay?

Man, I gotta stop making serious comics. :|

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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He he he.

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One can look only so evil and menacing when there are horsie contest ribbons in the background.

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evil_d, the the band who did that song is named after my blood type.

Bitch... kiss my black ass.

Oh for the love of...
Why must everything you people see become a caption?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Look! It's Adam Ant!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That's it.
You die DexX.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yours too, huh?

The first three boxes are KMFDM. I was listening to them on the way to work this morning.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yours too, huh?

The first three boxes are KMFDM. I was listening to them on the way to work this morning.

The only KMFDM I've owned was NIHIL, and it was a long time ago that I last listened to it... Type O Negative, on the other hand...

CC76 - Red hot love machine by kramer_vs_kramer 11-02-01

Excuse me, do you work here? Why yes. I am the manager of this establishment. I see. I have to complain that this the worst gay bar I'm been in. The sign on the door promises "Giant Cocks". No, that's "Giant Cock's". The bar is named after my father. He was huge. So... it's not a gay bar, then. I never said that, big boy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Generic Title by crabby 10-16-01

THERES RED IN THOSE LITTLE BOXES IN THE CORNER. DISQUALIFY THAT MAN!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC76: Sorry I Asked by israphael 11-02-01

I'm here to complain about ObiJo's rules for CC76! Doesn't he realize that by eliminating all the characters with color, it eliminates all the women. I mean, without women how are the rest of us going to get our basic needs fulfilled? Who is going to cook us dinner, wash our clothes, and give us blow jobs? Hey, why are all of you looking at me that way?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."