as choad would say, "mine is in the mail"
a full transcription :
"Dear Kevin Smith,
I am an 8-year-old at Roosevelt Elementary (Mrs. Fleming's class. We call ourselves the Flemingos. We get beat up a lot.)
I enjoy soccer, drawing, dora the explorer, and not getting beaten up. For a class assignment, we had to pick a cebrelity and write to them. I picked you because I liked "An Evening with Kevin Smith" 1 & 2. Also because your last name is easier to spell than Affluckk.
I even included a music cd of songs from internet flash movies. It's so great! Like 100 times better than being beaten with a Math book, believe you me!
Anyway, I have to go. Class bell's about to ring so I need to change into my running
Hope you enjoy your cd.
Sincerely, Little Manny Dingo"
best package i've gotten yet!
Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.