Take the required bit of dialogue, insert into a dialogue or thought bubble, and start hitting the random comic layout button. When inspiration hits, bring it back.

The dialogue for #3: "The plot thickens"

RCD 3: Silly by biped 5-26-07

Stop following me, you drunken frat loser! Ven bombs is droppink, follow da cheekoons! Dat is vat Mama used to say! BAH! You should be following your own instincts during a bomb attack! NOT CHICKENS! Vat's dat you say? Swallowing some urine stinks curing a bum-a back? Da plot thickens? YES! YES! THE PLOT THICKENS! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! Da snot sickens? Heave you a bone? Is dis cure you bum-a back, cheekoon?

RCD 3: 461 Alien Boulevard by biped 5-26-07

I don't think this is an alien planet at all. I think you just flew for awhile and then turned around and came back to Earth. No, I didn't. Then why is there a Burger King over there? Ah--the plot thickens! It seems aliens like flame-broiled Whoppers and frosty chocolate shakes, too. Well, I think NASA made a big mistake getting Eric Clapton to head this mission-- Look! An alien record store! Let's go see if they have my latest album on this planet.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Lost in The Eons of Time... by boloboffin 5-27-07

For an alien world, it can be beautiful. All alone in the universe and no one to share it with. If only some unholy veejayjay would crawl out of the primordial muck... The plot thickens.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

RCD by HCRoyall 5-31-07

You ready? Yes, I love roleplay sex. I just have a few stipulations. Such as? I want you to talk dirty to me, but use literary terms as euphemisms. The plot thickens... Yeah, baby, yeah!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'll give it till the 3rd at 10 PM. Get those entries-a-in

And it's Biped!!! for RCD: Silly.

I particularly loved the reverse logic it took to think that one up. It kind of reminded me of my "Deaf Sara" series too.

Take it home Biped... oh wait.. "we're the away team aren't we... Well then..." Take it AWAY!!!

-- red

I'll take it any way I can get it!  Ha ha!  j/k

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.