[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 6/13/07']

Feel free to add your own second panel to your favorite Family Circus comic!

http://www.familycircus.com

Maybe we can get a nod from the website. They've got some knock-off comics printed there that would curl your toes (especially Ted Rall's, yikes!).

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 6/15/07']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 6/16/07']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

This is a wonderful idea that you have had.

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 11/23/87']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 11/26/87']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 12/5/87']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You see? It's addictive, I tell you.

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 6/19/07']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I laughed heartily at the last two.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus is only one panel (blackface edition)']

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Hooray for catharsis!

[Click to view comic: 'Why the Family Circus is only one panel 5/16/07']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 5/31/07']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus is Only One Panel - June 8, 2007']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus is only One Panel, July 5 2007']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7/3/07']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: Not Me!']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus is only One Panel']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Aw, crap, HCRoyall, you must be doing them from the paper. Didn't mean to dupe:

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7/9/07']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7/10/07']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7/11/07']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I actually got the date wrong in the title. It should be 7/5/07.

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus is Only One Panel: 7/7/07']

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I has a flavor!

These are great.  I'd love to participate, but in order to do so I'd have to read a Family Circus comic... and it's just not worth it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Now that I understand the concept, here's a submission.  My first try was obviously not derived from a real Family Circus cartoon, not only because it had Dolly grabbing a nun's boob but because it was funny...

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus is One Panel: 12/7/70'] 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Hey, look, it's the Nietzsche Family Circus!

My favorite so far:

http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/perm.php?c=50&q=234

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'd seen a few of these and made some of my own, but didn't know there was a thread for them until it got bumped to the top. Here are the ones I've made:

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 11/13/07']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 11/25/07']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 12/1/07']

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

*Hops on the bandwagon*

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus is Only One Panel 1/29/08']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus is Only One Panel 1/3/08']

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I saw yesterday's strip and it was so fucking gratuitous I had to do something that fits this thread...

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 6/16/08'] 

...and something that does not.

[Click to view comic: 'Family Circus outtake'] 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

I don't why, but I forgot to post these in this thread after I made them.

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7-11-07']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7-13-07']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7-20-07']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7-26-07']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 378: Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 11/24/87']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 378: Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 12/2/87']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.