My first idea was "Transformers," since the live action movie was such a disappointment it deserves to be made fun of. My second idea was "Stand-up comedy routine." The idea I'm using?

"Transformers doing stand-up comedy."

The rules:

- The stand-up routine has to be related to the Transformers somehow. Ex. Prime doing "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is no good. Prime doing "Why did the Dinobot cross the road?" is fine. For a good idea of what I'm going for, refer to George Carlin's SNL skit where he plays a stand-up comedian during colonial America times. Metahumor about the series (fourth wall breaking stuff) is encouraged.

- You can use Transformers from any era and source, from G1 to the live action movie to the current comics.

- No old entries.

- Photoshop is allowed.

- Bonus points for: making the jokes be in-character; using obscure Transformers (hint: the Transformers wiki is a great source); good sets; getting some other "giant robot" series involved (Voltron, Gundam, Gigantor, Macross, etc.); using Photoshop well.

Stronger than strong.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'Megatron wished he was funny']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'The Mega Lebowski']

[Click to view comic: 'Is this MicBot On?']

i made that with AutoCAD and love and by lying about making it with AutoCAD and love

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Decepticaught']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'VH1's Behind the Theme Song: Soundwave']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 362: Ultra Magus']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 362: Transdeformed']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'It Had To Be Done']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'It Had To Be Alternately Done']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Transforming Comedy']

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Tranny-mission']

 

(Proof I have no clue when it comes to Transformers...)

bankerrap

HA!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Transforming comedy 2']

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

I apologize in advance for this:

 

[Click to view comic: 'cc 362: Decepticontest']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'The Future of Socialized Medicine VI']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

This isn't me just posting loads to increase my chance of winning, I just found this topic quite inspiring. Anyway here's my third and final one.

[Click to view comic: 'Transforming Comedy 3']

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

bankerrap

cory doctorow approves

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

Ha ha that was weird. Where did you find that?

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

bankerrap

Ha ha that was weird. Where did you find that?

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my sigoth's a big doctorow fan. "I, Rowboat" has been a running joke in our house for a couple months :)

[Click to view comic: 'cc362: o/` TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN THIS GUY! o/`']

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what if nigger meant kite

Holy crap, judging this is going to be difficult. You guys have done some very good things with this idea.

Judging will be Sunday or Monday, so keep rolling them out.

Okay, here's the judging:

Honorable Mention:

Choadwarrior for "Autobot erotic asphyxiation"

2 Places away from winning:

HCRoyall for his Behind the Music: Soundwave. Reminded me of a Robot Chicken Transformers sketch in a good way.

1 Place away from winning:

Mandingo for "Robots in this guy." Reminded me of the parody "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."

The Winner:

Bankerrap for:

[Click to view comic: 'Transforming comedy 2']

I love horrible puns. And that one was easily the best/worst Transformers pun I've read in a bit.

Yey thanks! I've been away and I have just got to a computer today so I will think of a topic and post it tomorrow. Right now er gotta get thinking!

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.