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boorite
crazy knife lady

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CC77: Details, details by boorite
11-05-01
I MUST HAVE A MEMORY LEAK. WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW OF ROBOTICS AGAIN?
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
OOPSIE-DAISY.
I COULD GO FOR A WAFFLE. YOU?
Sure!

The waffle thing needs much more play as a Strip cliche.

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What others say about boorite!

11-05-01 1:18pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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boorite=winner

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-05-01 1:50pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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I did this before I saw boorite's... and now that I see his, it pales in comparison. Back to the drawing board.

CC77: Cheerio! by fuzzyman
11-05-01
I've checked everywhere. All the humans seem to have killed themselves. Not a surprise, really.
Yes, pour souls. The radiation is at levels that their poor flesh-and-bone bodies could not possibly survive.
Indeed. No more humans. It is... strangely quiet, you know?
Quite! I shall miss them. Their capering, posturing, loving and fighting. I think that I shall miss them.
Really?
No, not really! Care for a crumpet?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-05-01 2:49pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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waffle > crumpet

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

11-05-01 2:51pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Let's try this again...

CC77: Some Things Never Change by fuzzyman
11-05-01
Hi, I'd like to buy a EconoDisc EC-38 flying saucer.
Hello, I'll be your SalesBot! Looking for an EC-38? You could upgrade to a LuxoDisc XL-55 for only a few credits more a quarter.
No, thank you. An EconoDisc EC-38 is sufficient for my family's needs.
Surely the wife and podlings would appreciate the extra space and convenience of the XL-55! Let's just test fly one and see how it fits, eh?
Let me explain. I'd like to buy an EconoDisc EC-38.
Can I offer you floormats with that?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-05-01 3:19pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 77: Quantum Loop by BigEvilDan
11-05-01
**RING RING**
Who the hell would have this number? It's the prototype temporal phone, and it's completely classified.
**RING RING**
I swear, those damn telemarketers get more daring all the time.
Ahh, it stopped. Now to test it out by sending a call back in time. I hope someone answers this time.

CC 77: Nothing to do... by BigEvilDan
11-05-01
I spy, with my little eye--
Destroying the universe was easy. Dealing with having completed their programming was much harder for the warbots.
Infinite nothingness. Okay, we're tied at 6,035,214,021 points each. My turn...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

11-05-01 3:50pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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Extra Evil!
And When Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset... People Die! by israphael
11-05-01
At last, my plans for world domination are nearly complete! When those puny humans see my newly constructed robot, they'll know the true meaning of terror!
Awake, my precious! And spread your special form of evil all over the face of the earth.
I love you / You love me / We’re a happy family / With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you / Won’t you say you love me too?
BWA HA HA HA HA!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

11-05-01 4:18pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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CC77: Noxid, Robot Psychic by fuzzyman
11-05-01
Welcome to "Noxid: Robot Psychic!" I'm your host, Dreebo Skataway, Glorious Assistant Prefect of Alternate Universe 33B.
I am Noxid, Robot Psychic. We're going to have a great show today!
Well, you would know! Ha, ha! So, how--
--How is it that I can see the future?
Why, yes! How did you know I was going to ask that?
Just a little trick I do with the space-time continuum!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-05-01 6:57pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Because I can...
CC77: Robot Wrangling by fuzzyman
11-05-01
One day at the laboratory...
So I says, "Well, them cowpokes ain't gonna punch them doggies by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-05-01 7:05pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Not, strictly speaking, an entry. Unless it would win.

CC 77 - I can break the rules even better than Crabby by BigEvilDan
11-05-01
In the future, major stripcreator characters will be replaced by robots.
SUCKY SUCKY 00000101 DOLLAR!
RARR!!! TOBOR WOULD CORNHOLE YOU IF HIS CODE HADN'T BEEN RECYCLED INTO THIS BODY!!!!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

11-05-01 7:36pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Christmas Eve, 2016 by kaufman
11-05-01
Chaos at the North Pole tonight when one of Santa's reindeer snapped and went on a shooting spree. Donner, Comet and 16 Elves are dead.
Vixen and Prancer were seriously wounded. Santa is making his run with a skeleton crew of Cupid, Blitzen, Rudolph and Dasher.
The crazed reindeer is believed to be heavily armed, and flying in the direction of former child star Billy Mumy's house.
DANCER! DANCER, WILL ROBINSON!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-05-01 8:12pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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11-05-01 8:16pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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This contest has inspired some of the best comics I've ever seen.

I love you guys.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

11-05-01 9:24pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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quote:
This contest has inspired some of the best comics I've ever seen.

I love you guys.


Yep, they got too good for my blood. I finally just rolled over and stuck my ass in the air.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-05-01 10:02pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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CC 77: El Dorito by Namgubed
11-05-01
Wizard of Oz, 2139 AD
Have you seen my dog Toto, Mr. Tin Woodsman?
Well, Dorothy, I did see something lyng on a tree stump a while back..
Messiest cord of dogwood I ever chopped.
You have no heart, Mr. Tin Woodsman.
But you knew that already.

Tossin' in the ol' hat...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

11-05-01 11:31pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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CC77 by ObiJo
11-06-01
DexXbot gave me twenty-to-one odds I couldn't win this comic contest by myself and background-less.
I am such an asshole.

Hahahaha!!!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-06-01 12:30am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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CC 77: Robot Holidays I by Drexle
11-06-01
And_it_was_with_those_lines of code that our creator gave us life!!! We must remember his sacrifice for all of us, or when we are deactivated, we will burn in a pot molten slag for all eternity!!!!!
I have the spirit of the Asimov in my dilithium battery!!!
Praise unto Asimov, the great old one!
Glory be his name!
Damn... I forgot to bring my prayer drive.

CC 77: Robot Holidays II by Drexle
11-06-01
Trick or Treat, oil my feet, give me nuts and bolts to eat!
Eeeek!!!

11-06-01 1:17am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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CC77: Invasion! by fuzzyman
11-06-01
Are the Glaswegians from the Alternate Universe breaking through the dimensional rift?
Yes, sir! We are trying to stop them, but I fear that our engines cannot take the strain!
Meanwhile, in the Alternate Universe...
Och, Cap'n! Me poor bairns canna take much more o' this! You'll shake 'er apart!
Shake 'er apart, then!! We mus' break through! Och!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-06-01 5:03am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Racist!

11-06-01 5:29am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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You are free to do something about snooty lawyer robots from Connecticut. :-)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-06-01 5:45am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Tossin' in the ol' hat...


Hey Namgubed! Nice to see you here! Did kaufman summon you, or are you here from one of my previous summonings, or did you find the place on your own?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

11-06-01 6:04am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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However he got here, that cartoon kicks ass.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-06-01 6:13am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Comic Contest 77 - What Crystalis didn't show you by evil_d
11-06-01
1997, October 1, The END DAY. Savage war engulfs the world. Civilization is destroyed.
An evolution had taken place. The earth's axis shifted and all creatures became mutated. Life would never be the same....
...well, maybe that was too much to ask for.
God bless you, sir! Spare any change?
Fuck off.

Yes, I'm aware that 1 October 1997 has come and gone without incident. I'm quoting.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-06-01 6:39am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Evabody be kickin some serious ass.

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What others say about boorite!

11-06-01 7:38am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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11-06-01 7:56am (new)
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